Important breaking news, you guys! Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman, who starred in Les Misérables together in 2012,
jerked each other off interviewed each other for one of those Actors on Actors Variety videos, which clocked in at a totally non-shocking 67 MINUTES. Actors: They love to talk about themselves!
At one point the discussion turned to director Christopher Nolan, whom Anne and Hugh have both worked with (on The Prestige and The Dark Knight Rises respectively). Anne said Christopher is “inspiring”, and that he’s totally streamlined the movie-making process. Two of his on-set rules are no cellphones (ugh, fuck you Christopher, but fine), and NO CHAIRS. Um…excuse me? Chairs, beds, and couches are God’s greatest creations. Why ban them? Well, according to Anne, Christopher thinks if you’re sitting, you’re not working.
Finally, a fan-created petition worth signing. Although, I’m actually a little shocked this even needed a petition, since this is clearly the most logical and obvious casting decision Hollywood could ever make. But someone went ahead and did it, and now People says that more than 20,000 people have signed it.
Recently, my little brother accused me and my people of “always trying to make everybody gay.” Instead of my usual retort (“Don’t think I don’t know what went down at your frat house when you were in college, dude.”), I answered with the truth – “Just the sexy people!” There’s a very simple reason why the gays keep trying to make Hugh Jackman like dick. Here it is. Hugh knows this and has been gently rebuffing gay rumors for years now. In a recent interview (via Metro News), he laughed them off again. But this time – he revealed his theory on why everybody thinks he’s downlow stepping out on the missus.
While Tom Hiddleston is off staring into a bathroom mirror and tearily trying to convince his reflection that he totally could have been James Bond, Hugh Jackman legitimately could have been Bond. But according to Hugh, he turned it down.
And here’s reason #599,999,009 for why acting is really damn weird.
Thousands are either pregnant or down a pair of chonies, or both, thanks to a video (via OMG Blog) that popped up on the internet of Hugh Jackman doing voiceover work for a fight scene in Logan. Hugh grunts, groans, growls, snarls, breathes heavily and ends with a long manly scream before smiling at the camera. It’s a little scary and a lot tingle-inducing. You won’t know whether to reach for the pepper spray or the lube. Seeing how many of us around here are hard-up, you’ll probably want to reach for the lube. Make sure you don’t reach for the pepper spray instead or you’ll end up sound like Daddy JackMeOff.
That clip should start with a warning that reads: Before viewing, get yourself a cigarette, a lighter, a rag, a fan to cool your crotch off with and the morning after pill because you’re gonna need it.
Hugh Jackman’s handsome face shouldn’t covered for any reason and it should be a federal crime for anything to take attention away from it (okay, except maybe a puppy). But part of it is hiding behind a bandage today, and it’s all cancer’s fault. Wolverine threw up a picture of his bandaged nose to Instagram earlier today to let everyone know that a doctor had to deal with skin cancer on his nose for the fourth time.
“An example of what happens when you don’t wear sunscreen. Basal Cell. The mildest form of cancer but serious, nonetheless. PLEASE USE SUNSCREEN and get regular check-ups.”
People says that Hugh’s rep confirmed that he had a basal cell removed this morning, adding “the margins are clear and he’s fine.” I’m sure there’s a whole group of horny Jackers (I assume that’s what they call themselves) who just shouted “Oh, he’s fine alright!”
Hugh has evicted skin cancer from his body five times now (four times on his nose, once on his shoulder), and you’d honestly think skin cancer would take the fucking hint already. If Hugh’s skin cancer was a person, it would be Wayne’s obsessed ex-girlfriend Stacy from Wayne’s World. Someone needs to sit Hugh’s skin cancer down and explain that Hugh isn’t into their clingy bullshit and it’s time to knock it off. Maybe the next time his doctor goes in there to remove skin cancer, he can slip in a tiny restraining order. Or a little note that says “Girl, you need to stop.”
In the event you want to see what Hugh’s face looked like before the doctor got to it, here he is riding his bike around New York City this weekend.