Category: Fight

Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Had Another Tense Exchange Before Sharing A Kiss On The Red Carpet At Her Premiere Of “The Mother”

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

The analysis of the interactions and body language between the two players in the greatest love of our time, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, have become a sort of spectator sport. Will Jen yank a drink away from Ben to taste-test it for booze? Will Ben make a stank fart-face on camera when he has to sit next to Jen for several hours consecutively? Will Ben finally put Jen in her place about her ridiculous expectations the next time they’re in escrow on their fourth house of the month? And today’s edition of “How Much Longer Can This Marriage Possibly Last?” just took place at the premiere of Jen’s new movie, The Mother. Cameras caught the two seemingly in another tiff before they flipped on their smooch switch and turned up the romance as soon as the cameras began flashing.

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Viggo Mortensen And Pedro Almodóvar Are Beefing Over The Results Of The 1999 Cannes Film Festival

May 29, 2022 / Posted by:

The stars are beefing again! This time, Viggo Mortenson and director Pedro Almodóvar are at it over the injustice that occurred in the 1999 Cannes Film Festival. Sadly, it’s not about how Dick was overlooked for the work of genius that it is, but that Rosetta beat out Pedro’s critically acclaimed All About My Mother for the Palme d’Or. There’s nothing like ancient Hollywood spats to warm the heart!

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Open Post: Hosted By Rudolph Getting His Ass Whooped By Another Reindeer

December 18, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s just a week until Christmas and as we’re all getting into the Christmas spirit (read: getting drunk and recklessly Amazon shopping), some members of the animal kingdom are celebrating the holidays in a different way. By destroying reindeer decorations! Ok, maybe they’re celebrating it just like us. A few years back, Arlene Chmelyk and her family put up a jolly decoration in the shape of Rudolph the reindeer featuring his red nose and all. However, the appearance of a new reindeer didn’t sit well with the neighboring wildlife. Every year, Rudolph is viciously attacked by local reindeer and, no, it’s not for his big red nose. The competitive bucks think he may have something bigger and brighter!

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Lamar Odom And Aaron Carter Will Fight In A “Celebrity” Boxing Match

February 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Mark your calendars. On June 12 at the Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, it’s the hottest boxing match of the yeeeear! In this corner, weighing in at 175 pounds, standing tall at 6’1″, with a face full of tattoos, a house full of guns, and a bed full of swords, it’s 33-year-old Aaron Caaaarter! And in this corner, standing much, much taller at 6’10”, weighing in at, errrr, two-sixty-somethin’, with over 2,000 lovers to his name, it’s 41-year-old ex-Kardashian husband/NBA star Lamaaaar Odom! Let’s get reeeady to feel sorry for boooth of themmm!

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Open Post: Hosted By Minnie Mouse Losing It On A Security Guard In Las Vegas

January 31, 2020 / Posted by:

2020 has already gone off the rails, and it really went off the rails when one of the cutest mascots in the world turned into Ronda Rousey and started beating on a female security guard. Honestly, nobody knows how, or why, this happened but the fact remains there was a messy incident that took place between an unauthorized Minnie Mouse and a female security guard on the Las Vegas strip, which probably caused Disney+ subscriptions to increase since they apparently want to take Minnie in a new direction this decade.

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Mary J. Blige And Faith Evans May Or May Not Have Gotten Into A Physical Altercation At Diddy’s NYFW Party

September 8, 2018 / Posted by:

If the Twitterverse was as reputable a source for news media as The New York Times, we’d have ourselves a Pulitzer contending piece this morning with a fully fact checked and eye witnessed account of Mary J. Blige and Faith Evans getting laying some “hateration” upon each other at Diddy‘s New York Fashion Week party in the Hamptons last night. Alas, Twitter has a little way to go (read: miles and miles) before anything written or read on there can be taken at face value, so Mary J. and Faith probably did not have a wig pulling, shoe throwing fight, and we’ll have to satiate our animal instincts by replaying on a loop the video of Cardi B. throwing her shoe at Nicki Minaj.

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