Category: Being Rich Is Hard

Sydney Sweeney Says That She Can’t Afford To Take A Six-Month Break Because They Don’t Pay Actors Like They Used To

July 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Actors: They’re just like us! At least according to HBO Max’s teenage angst-darling, Euphoria‘s Sydney Sweeney. Sydney tells The Hollywood Reporter that even though we all think she’s a hot high-paid actress (she is) she actually isn’t paid as much as she could be or as much as actors used to be. Sydney is getting checks from HBO (The White Lotus, Euphoria) and Sony/Marvel (Madame Web), but still, she says that she can’t afford to take a six-month break from acting. As opposed to the rest of the world–who could easily take off half a year from our day jobs to fuck around and not suffer financially.

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Rihanna Has Made Her Debut On Forbes’ Annual Billionaires List

April 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Every year Forbes magazine reminds us we’re poor by listing the world’s richest richies. And Rihanna is probably weirded out again today because she’s probably getting a lot of “congratulations for being so rich” texts since she made Forbes’ billionaires list for the first time. Other names include Kim Kardashian, directors Tyler Perry and Peter Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, and Kanye West. But of course, since this is Ye we’re talking about you know he had something to say about his ranking.

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Open Post: Hosted By The $16 An Hour Chef Job At Salt Bae’s Fancy London Restaurant

November 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Remember Salt Bae? He’s back again!…and again…and again. We need to let memes die, people. It’s not good for us. Anyway, Salt Bae is back in the news and not just for his $2,000 steaks but also for his outrageously low-paying job offers! For the low low pay of $16 an hour, you can cook alongside your favorite internet chef and serve meals that are worth four paychecks to the insanely wealthy. If that’s not a dream job, then your standards are clearly too high!

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Open Post: Hosted By A Diner Spending $50,000 At Salt Bae’s London Restaurant

October 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Since going viral in 2017, former Hot Slut of the Day Nusret Gökçe, aka Salt Bae, has expanded his empire of luxury steakhouses to New York City (the reviews sucked), the UK, Greece, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar. The prices of Salt Bae’s food are exorbitant. It’s well-documented. So you’d think you would know what you were getting into if you choose to dine there. Well, not for a group of four richies who went to the new Nusr-Et Steakhouse in London last week. They managed to rack up £37,023.10 (about $50,000) in one sitting, and one of them posted the bill to social media with the caption, “That’s just taking the piss.” No, bitch, that’s just taking your money. Now, will that be debit or credit? Continue reading

Adele Moved To Los Angeles Because She Says She Can’t Afford The “Same Kind Of House” In London

October 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Adele is really making me laugh and cry this morning. The internet claims that Adele’s net worth is $190 million and that’s about to get bigger, because she’s got a new single, Easy On Me, coming out this Friday, and her new album, 30, is on its way. But that doesn’t mean Adele is just made out of money. According to her, at least. I don’t know if she got cleaned out in her divorce from Simon Konecki, but Adele says that she lives in LA because apparently, the costs of mansions in London are just too high. Baby, if Adele can’t afford to live somewhere–no one can.

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Daniel Craig Is Now At The Top Of The List Of Highest Paid Movie Stars

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Variety has compiled a list of the highest-paid actors working in the business and Daniel Craig is at the top. Dwayne Johnson was at the top of Forbes’ list last year. But not this one. It seems all that money Netflix paid for the Knives Out sequels trickled down into Daniel’s bank account and he made a cool $100 million. And his kids won’t see a penny!

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