Category: Security
Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s Bodyguard Chasing Her Around Coachella
Coachella 2022 is officially over. A total bummer for influencers, wannabes, 24-hour party people, and Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, and *the* OG “famous for being famous” pioneer. No, not Zsa Zsa Gabor, she’s dead! Not Angelyne, either. I’m talking about Paris Hilton. Last weekend the 40-year-old hit up the music festival with her new husband, Carter Rheum. Soon, TikTok footage of Paris dancing around the desert went viral, mainly due to her very serious-looking bodyguard. Obviously, the poor guy had to follow Paris’ every move, and, at one point, her frolicking got so fast, that he was forced to break into a jog. I hope Paris bought him a $30 water bottle. Continue reading
Prince Harry Doesn’t Feel That It’s Safe To Bring His Kids To The UK
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been planning a little trip to the UK with their kids, Archie and Lilibet, because every child of a former senior royal should see the place where their dad escaped from like the aristocratic British version of the Road Runner. For us regular folk, planning a trip to the UK is as simple as buying the cheapest airline tickets you can find online, booking a hotel room, and praying that “spotted dick” isn’t what it sounds like. For Harry and Meghan, it’s a little more complicated. Specifically, they have to arrange for a whole mess of security guards. That’s been an issue. Harry recently sent his lawyer to a preliminary hearing regarding his UK security, and he revealed he doesn’t feel that it’s safe to bring his family back to his homeland with the current security situation he’s facing.
Open Post: Hosted By This Doggy Who Shall Not Pass
Introducing Kit, the 17-year-old pussy from Belfast who moonlights as a no-nonsense bouncer. Meet Brewster, the 8-year-old doggy who just wants to get into the living room and join his mommy for some good boy scritches. But there’s no way that’s happening on Kit’s watch. Nope, the living room is kitty cat territory; virtually impenetrable. And all it takes is just one lift of her little paw to prevent Brewster from even attempting to pass. Now that’s a cult level of control!
Prince Harry Rocked Out With Jon Bon Jovi, And Canada Announced It Will No Longer Provide Security For Him And Meghan Markle
Prince Harry was chumming it up with Jon Bon Jovi today, and just now the Canadian government has announced that it will no longer be providing publicly-funded security services to Harry and Meghan Markle, which can only mean one thing— The Baron and Baroness of Kilkeel are moving to New Jersey!