Category: Another One Bites The Dust
Kaley Cuoco And Karl Cook’s Friends Were Shocked By Their Split
The world of celebrity marriages was positively rocked last week when it was announced that Kaley Cuoco and her husband of three years, equestrian Karl Cook, had split up. For those who remembered that Kaley and Karl didn’t really live together for 2/3 of their marriage, this news maybe didn’t come as that much of a shock. But if you’re one of Kaley and Karl’s nearest and dearest, then you’re probably still attempting to recover your equilibrium from when you were knocked on your ass by their split announcement. But luckily for those same people, the drama might be over, and this situation might not reach peak levels of messiness for years to come. Because Kaley and Karl reportedly had an “ironclad prenup,” and that could mean a quick and speedy divorce, which Kaley has recently just filed for.
Matthew Perry And His Fiancée Molly Hurwitz Have Broken Up
Throw on your velvet choker with a cameo pendant from Charlotte Russe, spritz on some Gap Grass, slip into some knock-off Steve Madden platform wedges from the swap meet, and throw up a peace sign whenever you go because it’s the 90s again now that Matthew Perry is in the “news” so much. Matthew, of course, is getting attention for that Friends reunion. Matthew’s name came up again when the director of the reunion, Ben Winston, slapped down tricks for saying that Matthew didn’t look well and was slurring during the reunion. (It’s been reported that Matthew had emergency dental surgery the morning of the reunion taping and let everyone know he’s sober.) I don’t know how people noticed Matthew slurring because I was too busy shaking my head at myself for choosing to watch a Friends reunion that had zero appearances by Morgan Fairchild, Aisha Tyler, and Lauren Tom, but yet had Justin Bieber in it.
And now, 51-year-old Matthew Perry is in the news again and this time it’s because he and his 29-year-old fiancée, Molly Hurwitz, are over. They got engaged during the pandemic, so this could’ve been a “we’re bored of making sourdough all day every day so let’s do something different and get engaged” situation and now they’ve decided they made a mistake. Tale as old as COVID.
Trevor Noah And Minka Kelly Are Not A Couple Anymore
We’ve got another celebrity pandemic romance casualty. Except in this case, it was a relationship that was never technically confirmed, barely seen in public, and is ending as quietly as it began. Not once did we get a pandemic Instagram selfie with the caption, “Sorry, but I definitely can’t stay six feet away from this one!“. And we never will, because sources are saying that Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly are no longer together, and they broke up after Trevor bought a huge multi-million dollar mansion for the two of them to live in.
Larsa Pippen And Malik Beasley Are No More, Because She’s Over The Drama
When 46-year-old Larsa Pippen got with 24-year-old NBA player Malik Beasley (who fully surprised his then-wife by getting caught holding hands with Larsa), I’m sure all of us had the very real problem of trying to drown out the sound of wedding bells that instantly began playing in our heads. Well, Larsa isn’t going to interrupt her own wedding to ask, “Is there a reason why us two can’t legally be wed? Like, an outstanding previous marriage, perhaps?“. Because it’s not going to get to that point. Larsa and Malik are over after about four months.
JLo And A-Rod Are Over After Four Years Together
Mr. Met just breathed out the biggest sigh of relief of all-time because if Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez actually managed to buy the Mets, poor Mr. Met would be covered in olive oil (from JLo) and roid-infused slime (from A-Rod) as they fought over him!
Page Six was first to report that the most powerful power couple of our time (in their heads) have dumped their true, everlasting, organic love into the shit can after being together for four years, and engaged for two. TMZ says that The Kingdom of J-Rod crumbled just today, so the cherubs must have whispered the news to Page Six before doing the slow wall slide of sadness over the end of this union. As for why they split…. Cut to A-Rod’s chronic wandering peen saying, “It wasn’t me!“, while winking.
The Pandemic Romance Of BenAna Is Over
This is not the news any of us want to read on a Monday. Not now, not ever. But sadly here we are. So please grab the tissues and pour out a large iced coffee from Dunkin’, then arm yourself with whatever coping skills you’ll need to deal with this devastating blow to love/celebrity pandemic photographers in Los Angeles. Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have reportedly split up after nearly a year of dating and walking in public together.