Category: 2020 Golden Globes
The 2020 Golden Globes Brought Some Questionable Fashion And Haircut Choices To The Red Carpet
Like every Hollywood event, the 2020 Golden Globes offered for us peasants a plethora of fashion delights and disasters to witness and froth over. Outfits ranged from: Classic Elegance to Fancy Prostitute. Who won and lost the night is debatable but one thing is for sure: 97% of these clothes are being returned to whatever designer loaned it to the celebrity for a night. You think rich folk keep or pay for award gowns and jewels? LOL! No.
It’s A Wrap For Jennifer Lopez’s 2020 Golden Globes
Jennifer Lopez may have lost the Golden Globe to Laura Dern last night, but at least she went home with a wonderful parting gift — Her name of everyone’s lips, even though it’s mostly been followed with “oof”. I hope Jennifer’s snow-effect Christmas tree skirt topped with oversized green and gold bows look came with a gift receipt. You know how they say “be the gift you want to see in the world?” Sure you do, that’s totally what they say, go with me here. We’re all dealing with a bit of a post-holiday, back to business hangover. Not least of all JLo, whose dress last night was that one neighbor who puts out a fully dead and brown Christmas tree on the curb in mid-February. Like, have they had that up in their living room this whole time? How many spiders are living in there?
Bill Hader And Rachel Bilson Went Red Carpet Official At The Golden Globes
I don’t know what all the horny Bill Hader fans out there call themselves (Bill Loverds? Drew Barrywhores? I’ll have to do some research). But last night was not a great night for them. Because the red carpet of the 2020 Golden Globes was where Bill Hader and his girlfriend Rachel Bilson decided to let the world officially know they’re dating.
Michelle Williams Got Into A Woman’s Right To Choose During Her Golden Globes Speech
Fresh off from letting the world know iin a fluffy People Magazine piece that she’s engaged to director Thomas Kail and pregnant with his baby, Michelle Williams and her new man made their red carpet debut at the Golden Globes last night. Michelle was there because she was nominated for Best Performance By An Actress In A Limited Series Or TV Movie for playing Gwen Verdon in Fosse/Verdon. Michelle won and she ended her rather long acceptance speech which talked a lot about a woman’s right to choose.
As Expected, Ricky Gervais Dragged Everyone During His “Final” Golden Globes Monologue
For the fifth and (allegedly) final time, Ricky Gervais returned to host the 77th annual Golden Globe awards. And in case that glass of beer perched on the podium wasn’t a big enough clue, Ricky still doesn’t care! Except on Twitter, where he apparently cares very much. But if we’re specifically talking about his Golden Globes monologue, he clearly did not have a single fuck to give. See his hands? Nothing there, just totally empty. Kind of like some of the celebrity faces in the crowd as Ricky was roasting them up.
Beyoncé And Jay-Z Skipped The Golden Globes Red Carpet, And She Stayed Sitting During The Standing O For Joaquin Phoenix
For the first time in over ten years, the Golden Globe Awards were blessed by the Holy Spirit. Beyoncé herself deigned to show up to the awards show with her husband, Jay-Z, and they skipped that whole red carpet-thing and just went straight to the awards show… an hour late. Well at least they brought their own booze?