Open Post: Hosted By Bowen Yang Saying That Faye Dunaway Wants To “Confront” Him On “SNL” About His Instagram Handle
On Instagram, the handle @fayedunaway belongs to Saturday Night Live star Bowen Yang, a man who is most certainly not the iconic actress Faye Dunaway. Bowen is blue check certified, so it’s pretty common knowledge by now that he swiped Faye’s name before 81-year-old Faye could figure out if an Instagram is a same-day graham cracker delivery service or not. That doesn’t mean Faye is totally in the dark about what is happening with Bowen’s handle. Bowen recently revealed that the jig is up, and Faye wants some public closure on this situation.
Well, even though he skipped the red carpet and the drool tent, Kevin Spacey still made an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival. Posters for his upcoming movie The Man Who Drew God were seen around town and even though he only has a small role, he was still front and center, appearing larger than even his new co-star Faye Dunaway. According to Variety, Faye took over the role that was originally to be played by Vanessa Redgrave, who is the wife of the movie’s director Franco Nero. Vanessa may have chickened out but as we all know, you can’t tell Faye Dunaway shit. She’s the meanest, surliest senior citizen in Hollywood. The best we can do is hope she took the role with the express purpose of bullying Kevin into oblivion like she allegedly did to her “little homosexual boy” assistant.
The “hits” from Faye Dunaway’s alleged terrorization during the Boston run of the one-woman play Tea at Five continues. The gay personal assistant who Faye allegedly harassed and berated during his time working for her during the play is suing her for going full Faye Dunaway on him.
Faye Dunaway Isn’t Going To Play Katharine Hepburn On Broadway Anymore, Because She Reportedly Got Fired For Slapping A Crew Member
If you didn’t know that Faye Dunaway was supposed to play Katharine Hepburn in the one-woman show Tea at Five on Broadway, I have some shocking news that’ll tip you over. Producers of a Broadway-bound show actually hired Faye Dunaway to do a live play eight times a week and work with others. But in some not-so-shocking news that’ll steady your ass once again, Faye Dunaway was fired and the reason was because she pulled several Faye Dunaways.
Or did they….?
I wouldn’t be surprised if the new PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants were too busy doing tequila shots out of Helen Mirren’s belly button backstage that they accidentally put the wrong card in the wrong envelope and Get Out was the true winner!
They say lightning never strikes twice, or at least that must be what Oscar producers, Faye Dunaway, and Warren Beatty are telling themselves to get through the next few days. A snitch inside rehearsals for this weekend’s Academy Awards ceremony says Faye and Warren will be back to present the Best Picture nominee…what could possibly go wrong?! Continue reading