Category: Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton Has Had To Cancel Shows Because He Caught COVID

May 17, 2022 / Posted by:

This might seem like yet another appearance of fuck around, and his best friend, find out. But that’s not technically the case. Eric Clapton might be someone who has spoken out against the COVID vaccine before, but he’s also a person who got the AstraZeneca vaccine when it was first available. Since then, 77-year-old Eric has dragged the vaccines as far as possible. But Eric recently caught COVID and he’s stone-cold serious about his recovery, so anyone who was hoping to catch Eric Clapton’s Covidfest is out of luck because Eric isn’t going perform while he’s sick.

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Eric Clapton Wins A Lawsuit Against A Woman Who Listed A Bootleg Concert CD On eBay For $11

December 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Ugh, can we just wave some kind of magic wand that makes it so everything we know about Eric Clapton is erased, and his only claim to fame is wailing on a guitar on a song that got sampled by Martin Scorsese in the third act of Goodfellas? Because late-stage Eric Clapton is kind of a supreme pain in the ass. Eric Clapton, noted anti-anti-racist and anti-vaxxer, also happens to be the kind of person who will sue a person over eleven dollars. Multi-millionaire Eric found the time and energy to sue a German eBay seller who was trying to sell a CD.

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Eric Clapton, Who Vowed To Never Play A Show With Vaccine Mandates, Played A Show With Vaccine Mandates

September 21, 2021 / Posted by:

76-year-old Eric Clapton is anti-vax, anti-lockdown, and anti-anti-racist. He got two doses of AstraZeneca in February, and a few months later he wrote that his symptoms were so “disastrous” he feared he’d never play the guitar again. Eric said he “should’ve never gone near the needle.” Then in July, he released a statement announcing that he would never perform at any venues that required guests to be vaccinated. He vowed. He refused. He put his multi-millionaire, vaccinated foot down! But guess what happened over the weekend? Eric played a concert in New Orleans with a vaccine mandate. Ha! You know what they say, you can’t spell “hypocrite” without E-R-I-C! Continue reading

Eric Clapton Wrote An Anti-Vax Letter After Getting Side Effects From The AstraZeneca Vaccine

May 18, 2021 / Posted by:

76-year-old Eric Clapton recently got the AstraZeneca vaccine and wouldn’t you know it, he had a bad reaction to both his shots. Clearly, that means that vaccines are fraudulent propaganda and that the COVID-19 vaccine rollout is sinister. Right? No? Well, Eric sure has been convinced. After his bout with some uncomfortable symptoms, Eric has taken up a very anti-vaccine, anti-lockdown stance and has written a letter blaming “propaganda” on his “disastrous” experience. Eric has said before that his cover of the song Cocaine is actually an anti-drug song so expect him to an anti-vaxxer version soon.

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