Cameron Diaz Explained The Concept Of Twins And Why She’s Not Attracted To Her Husband Benji Madden’s Twin Brother
Cameron Diaz retired from acting and found peace several years ago after bowing out of the business with a very memorable performance (and not in a good way) as Miss Hannigan in 2014’s Annie remake which still haunts my nightmares. Since her exit from acting, Cameron has been focused on chilling, selling wine, and taking care of Raddix, the 1-year-old daughter she shares with her husband Benji Madden. Entertainment Tonight says that Cameron was on Anna Faris‘ Unqualified podcast and spoke about her life and husband. And Cameron explained that even though her husband is a twin and she met his brother, Joel Madden, first–she had zero attraction to Joel and the brothers are completely different people because, in case you didn’t know, twins are not the same person. Unless you’re talking about Hallie Parker and Annie James–those manipulative bitches are both Lindsay Lohan.
A couple years ago Cameron Diaz announced that she had retired from acting. Her last gig was as Miss Hannigan in 2014’s abysmal Annie remake, a performance that caused Carol Burnett to roll over in her grave (and the woman isn’t even dead yet!). Since then, Cammie D married one of the Good Charlotte twins (allegedly Benji Madden, but who knows, her and sister-in-law Nicole Richie could be swapping on the reg), had a baby daughter, callously named her Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden, and declared she was getting into the wellness business.
Recently 47-year-old Cameron launched a “clean”, chemical-free wine line called Avaline (um, that’s a far better name than Raddix), and went on Gwyneth Paltrow’s digital series “In Goop Health: The Sessions” to promote it. The two friends chatted about motherhood, marriage, and being a “manifester”. For all I know, they also talked about who killed Jeffrey Epstein, but I couldn’t watch more than ten seconds of that rich-wellness-lady-spiritual-journey mumbo jumbo without my morning bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats creeping its way back up my throat.
Yes, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s newborn daughter’s full name is Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden. That’s some parental abuse right there! To their sadness, Raddix Wildflower will probably become a super-uptight CEO type with a lot of pencil skirts and shoulder-pads and actively hate her parents for putting that albatross around her neck.
Back in August, Cameron Diaz teased that she was looking into getting into the “wellness” business and cited Goop and her sister-in-law Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow as inspiration. Well, it looks like Cameron’s new project might very well be baby forward because she and husband Benji Madden just announced the birth of a little baby girl with the ridiculous name of Raddix Madden. You know, so they can call her Rad. Pink is livid she didn’t think of that one first!
Cameron Diaz has been out of the game for a while now. In fact her last movie was way back in 2014–her last credit seems to be the reboot of Annie… Which is like, what a way to go out, eh, Cameron?
Well, she’s back, but not in any kind of acting capacity–she’s back in an interview capacity. She talked to InStyle about how she is no longer acting and loves not having to talk to people anymore about acting and can focus on all the other stuff in her life. But that stuff is a secret so she’s telling InStyle how she can’t tell them about it. Get it? But she did tease us, if you think “tease” means ‘basically telling you’–as Cameron let us know that she’s got her eye on the “wellness” market and is thinking of tearing a page out of her pal Gwyneth Paltrow‘s very organized, overpriced book. Is there a Cameron Diaz Goop on the horizon? Probably.
Seven weeks after he made it legal with legendary dick hunter and Razzie award-winning actress Cameron Diaz (which, to be honest, is probably six weeks longer than Cammy’s hungry coochie expected this shit to last), Benji Madden went and paid tribute to the current love of his life and partner in questionable decisions by getting her name tattooed across his chest. I’m not familiar with tattoo terminology, but is this what’s known in the body mod biz as a “future cover-up”?
Benji “Not The Cute Dog Benji” Madden posted a picture of his new Cameron chest tattoo to Instagram yesterday with the caption: “Thinking bout you❤️❤️❤️ #LuckyMan“, and he didn’t specify who that ‘you’ he was thinking bout, but I’m going to go out on a limb and assume he was referring to Cameron Diaz. Or maybe it had nothing to do with that tattoo? Maybe it was actually a message to the pirate dentist who did his gold tooth. “Thinking bout you, Scurvy St. Rum-Swiller, DDS – xo #Y’arrr”
Obviously, a famous trick getting another famous trick’s name tattooed on their body is pretty much a guaranteed way for two famous tricks to jinx the hell out of their relationship, but at least Cameron is a generic enough name that he won’t feel too badly when they eventually break up. There are so many options! He could tell people it’s in honor of Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or he could change the E to an apostrophe and say it’s because he’s a huge Cam’ron fan.
Or he could throw in an extra couple of Os, turn it into Cameroooooon, and pay tribute to drag superstar BeBe Zahara Benet. That’s what I’d do.
(via Benji Madden)