Ioan Gruffud Asks For A Restraining Order Against His Estranged Wife Alice Evans
Ioan Gruffud and Alice Evans first met on the set of 2000’s 102 Dalmatians and based on the way she’s been going on the past year or so, you’d think she played Cruella de Vil. Because ever since Ioan and Alice split up in January 2021, she’s been going off on him and really turned it up when he moved on and started dating actress Bianca Wallace (Alice claims the two were having an affair for three years before going public but they deny that). Ioan tells the court that shit has gotten so bad and so scary that he needs a restraining order against Alice. And in his petition for a domestic abuse restraining order, he included over 100 pages of unhinged and obsessive texts, DMs, tweets, Instagram posts, and emails that the blonde lady version of Kanye West sent him ever since their breakup. Ioan also claims that Alice threatened to go Gone Girl on him by making a fake diary where she’d accuse him of abuse. Divorce lawyers for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made a mental note to say to themselves, “Well at least my client isn’t Ioan Gruffud or Alice Evans,” the next time one of them calls screaming about something.
Groundhog Day Brings Mixed Predictions As Punxsutawney Phil Predicts More Winter But Others Call For Early Spring
As a species, humans have satellites that orbit the planet and beam down information to us, and yet every year in February, we ask a groundhog to tell us how much longer winter will last via his shadow. Yes, Punxsutawney Phil is predicting 6 more weeks of winter this Groundhog Day. But Phil isn’t the only ground squirrel on the block, and a variety of answers came in from the other weather-whispering rodents of North America.
Lil Wayne Suggests That He’s Becoming “Too Wealthy” And Needs To Get Married
Lil Wayne says he thinks he needs a wife because he’s becoming “too wealthy” and I agree with half of that sentiment. The 39-year-old Trump Supporter is reportedly worth an estimated $150 million to $170 million depending on which highly-reliable Google search result you decide to go with. Personally, I think that re-distributing that wealth is a great idea, unclear how a wife would help him do that, though. Maybe Wayne thinks that a wife will spend all his money, boosting the economy. Or maybe he wants to lose a chunk of his wealth in an expensive divorce? That’s not fun, ask Dr. Dre.
Prince Andrew Has Demanded A Jury Trial In His Sexual Assault Case
A few weeks ago, a Manhattan judge ruled that Prince Andrew’s desperate attempts at getting Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit thrown out didn’t work, and the lawsuit would go to trial. After that decision was handed down, one could assume that Andrew went into panic mode and began preparing for his trial as much as a disgraced British prince could. In my mind, that meant packing a go-bag full of disguises (several pairs of joke shop Groucho Marx novelty glasses, one extra-long trench coat that would cover himself as he balanced on Fergie’s shoulders) and workshopping what his new anonymous identity will be (His Royal Highness Prince Notacreep Nolastname). As it turns out, his legal team has actually been working hard on a plan for this trial, and according to some recently filed documents, it involves Prince Andrew demanding a jury at this trial.
Cardi B Wins $1.25 Million In Her Defamation Lawsuit Against Blogger Tasha K
This is why the word “allegedly” exists and blogger Tasha K has probably learned to use it more since Cardi B just won her federal libel lawsuit against Tasha. Time for Kulture to get a new Birkin because Cardi has been awarded $1.25 million in damages plus some expenses. While a jury was not on Cardi’s side back when she was allegedly (see what I did there) arranging for strippers to get beat up and got indicted by her fellow randomly-selected Americans, this time around they are solidly Team Cardi!
FYI: Julia Fox Doesn’t Care About Getting Attention, Okay?!
Because your eye-rolling muscles haven’t been through enough already, welcome to another episode of What Does The (Julia) Fox Say? And yes like past episodes, Kanye West’s latest living Fashion Plates release, actress Julia Fox, dribbles out another stream of foolery that will make you think that these two really belong together. 31-year-old Julia says on the latest episode of her podcast Forbidden Fruits (via TMZ) that while she used to be a spotlight fucker in her younger days, she doesn’t give one shit about getting attention now. She thinks it’s funny that people say she’s only dating 44-year-old Kanye for the “clout” and “money,” because she’s dated billionaires her entire adult life. So basically Julia kind of quoted her totally real boyfriend by saying, “Now, I ain’t saying I’m a gold digger, but I ain’t messin’ with no broke ass.”