Last year, Cardi B allegedly ordered a beat down on two strip club bartenders because one of them maybe had sex with Offset (what a shock, that he would cheat). Jade and Baddie G, the two strip club bartenders who were the object of Cardi’s wrath, claimed they were genuinely injured. Cardi turned herself in and was charged with two misdemeanors. Those misdemeanors have been leveled up and now Cardi has been fully indicted by a grand jury and has fourteen charges against her. Imagine if Cardi had dropped her wrath on the cheating man who fucked her over by fucking someone else instead of masterminding an attack on his side piece? But that would require reasonable thinking.
Back in August, Cardi allegedly arranged for Baddie and Jade to get jumped in a club. The attack ended with Cardi’s crew allegedly throwing bottles and chairs at the women. Cardi turned herself in and ended up with two misdemeanor charges: assault and reckless endangerment–of which she rejected the plea deal.
Welp, during the course of the investigation, prosecution sources tell TMZ that they “discovered” information which led them to hand over the matter to a grand jury. They didn’t say what it was they discovered but obviously it reeked of conspiracy.
The grand jury indicted Bacardi Cardi on fourteen charges including: two counts of felony attempted assault with intent to cause serious physical injury, misdemeanor reckless endangerment, assault, criminal solicitation, conspiracy and harassment.
The good thing is that these grand jury charges supersede her last two charges so… you know… technically she just has to deal with this… But Cardi sure ain’t worried. Last night she went out to the ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Music Awards with Offset and won for
Best Use Of A Ghostwriter Songwriter of the Year.
Look, Cardi will be fine. If anything this adds to her street-cred, and if she actually does go to jail (which I’m like 75/25 she’s not going) she can handle herself. If she can arrange a hit on strippers, survive Love & Hip Hop reunion episodes and attack Nicki Minaj, she can handle minimum-security prison. She don’t even need to carve a shiv to defend herself, she’ll be armed as soon as they hand her her slip-ons.
Here’s Cardi and Offset at the ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Music Awards last night: