Lil Wayne says he thinks he needs a wife because he’s becoming “too wealthy” and I agree with half of that sentiment. The 39-year-old Trump Supporter is reportedly worth an estimated $150 million to $170 million depending on which highly-reliable Google search result you decide to go with. Personally, I think that re-distributing that wealth is a great idea, unclear how a wife would help him do that, though. Maybe Wayne thinks that a wife will spend all his money, boosting the economy. Or maybe he wants to lose a chunk of his wealth in an expensive divorce? That’s not fun, ask Dr. Dre.
Before Donald Trump and Melania Trump left the White House today (with him heading to Mar-A-Largo and her probably heading straight to her divorce lawyers), he laid down his last official duty as POTUS, which was to put a Whoopee cushion on President Joe Biden’s Oval Office chair. And before that, he did his second to last official doody as POTUS by leaving a doody in President Joe Biden’s Oval Office bathroom. And before that, he did his third to last official duty by throwing out 73 pardons and 70 commutations including to those whose tongues went further up his ass. And as Ben told us yesterday, Lil Wayne’s tongue did just that and Trump made it official by pardoning him. Trump’s only last fwend Steve Bannon also got a pardon, and rapper Kodak Black got a commutation. But Joe Exotic, aka Tiger King, is going to have to keep using a Sharpie to draw tiger and cheetah print on his prison jumpsuits to keep it glamorous in the chokey because bitch didn’t get shit!
America is less than 24 hours away from being rid of Donald Trump as President, and you better believe that on his last day, he’s going to give out a few messy parting gifts. In a move that’s sure to piss even more people off before he takes a bow and his Brillo pad wig hits the floor, it’s believed that when he reveals his list of presidential pardons he will be extending that kindness to his “friend,” another celebrity with multiple baby moms, Lil Wayne, who pled guilty to federal firearms charges last December and is facing ten years in the clink.
Oh no, another case of breaking the law gone bad! Lil Wayne, a man known for his rapping, his protégés, his misguided political opinions, and his ability to single-handedly keeping the styrofoam cup industry in business, might soon also be known as a prison inmate. Sorry, he could be known as that again. Lil Wayne has been up against the legal system as of late, fighting a federal weapons charge stemming from a 2019 incident in which cops found a gold-plated handgun on his private plane. That’s a no-no, because Lil Wayne – a convicted felon – is prohibited from possessing firearms. He was looking at a possible 10 years in prison if convicted. And Lil Wayne just pleaded guilty to the firearm charge, which means that possible prison time threat is looking a little more likely.
The internet let out a collective “oh, thaaaat’s why” upon hearing the news that Donald Trump’s fifth-best Black friend, Lil Wayne (Herman Cain’s death bumped him up the list right under Candace Owens), is facing up to 10 years in prison on federal weapons charges. We all know that Donald tends to be pretty liberal with that presidential pardon pen and since Kim Kardashian West’s legal career seems to have stalled out, he probably decided to represent himself in Trump Court, by courting Trump.
Earlier this summer, Lil Wayne went Instagram official with his girlfriend, model Denise Bidot. And it seemed like love, with Denise wishing Lil Wayne a happy birthday, and calling him, “my best friend, my lover, and way more than a dream come true.” And then last week, Lil Wayne enthusiastically endorsed Donald Trump. It turns out that Denise’s dream come true might have evolved into a dream she wanted to wake up from because it’s now being reported that Denise dumped her boyfriend for supporting Trump. Huh, I guess she’s more of a YG fan?