Because your eye-rolling muscles haven’t been through enough already, welcome to another episode of What Does The (Julia) Fox Say? And yes like past episodes, Kanye West’s latest living Fashion Plates release, actress Julia Fox, dribbles out another stream of foolery that will make you think that these two really belong together. 31-year-old Julia says on the latest episode of her podcast Forbidden Fruits (via TMZ) that while she used to be a spotlight fucker in her younger days, she doesn’t give one shit about getting attention now. She thinks it’s funny that people say she’s only dating 44-year-old Kanye for the “clout” and “money,” because she’s dated billionaires her entire adult life. So basically Julia kind of quoted her totally real boyfriend by saying, “Now, I ain’t saying I’m a gold digger, but I ain’t messin’ with no broke ass.”
Julia Fox claims she was a high school dominatrix (bow down to your goddess, Euphoria kids!), but it looks like she’s a sub now because she’s become Kanye’s latest high-fashion dress-up mannequin. But even though Julia has bragged about all the gifts that Kanye has showered her with, she’s not in it for the money, okay? And even though Julia seems to be the third wheel in Kanye’s dates with the photographer who captures his every move, she’s not in it for the attention either. Yes, Julia talked to Interview Magazine twice about dating Kanye, name drops all the celebrities she’s hung out with so far, works it for the paps, and probably Googles herself every other second of the day, but that doesn’t mean she’s in it for the fame!
“When I was younger, I was such an attention seeker. Like, I mean like, climb on top of the bar, like it was always like eyes on me. Like, get on stage at the concert. Like, had to make everything about me, every situation about me. And as I like got older and like did work on myself, like, now like, I really like don’t need it or care for it or think about it. Like, I don’t read any of the headlines. I just don’t even care. And now it’s funny because I’m getting all this attention but I’m like, I really couldn’t care. People are like, ‘Oh, you’re only in it for the fame, you’re in it for the clout, you’re in it for the money. And it’s like, honey, like, I dated billionaires my entire adult life. Okay. Let’s keep it real.”
That line about dating billionaires, Christopher Guest wishes he could write satire like that. But I’m with Julia. If you’re going to call her a fame whore and a gold digger, educate yourself and put “SUPREME” before it, bitch! And Julia goes on to say that what she really cares about is her art.
“I just care about making my art, like, putting things into the world, like, that’s it. I care about, like, my art, like, watch my movie. Do you know what I mean? Like, read my book. You know what I’m saying? That is more thrilling to me now than like, eyes on me. Like I couldn’t care less.”
Yes, I just checked to see if January 21st was Say The Opposite Of The Truth Day. But you know, maybe this is performance art (“Michael, get spellcheck already, because you missed putting an ‘f’ in ‘fart.’) Maybe Kanye’s thing with Julia is really his performance art commentary on his public spectacle of a marriage with Kim Kardashian. But then again, if that was the case, I’d be writing this from my cell in HELL. Because Kanye having an ounce of self-awareness would make the planet’s core combust.