Birthday Sluts
Miles Heizer (29)
IU (30)
Kirstin Maldonado (31)
Joey Graceffa (32)
Ashley Wagner (32)
Thomas Brodie-Sangster (33)
Behati Prinsloo (34)
Jermaine Fowler (35)
Megan Fox (37)
Alex Pall (38)
Joseph Morgan (42)
Jim Sturgess (45)
Lynn Collins (46)
Melanie Lynskey (46)
Jason “Wee-Man” Acuna (50)
Tori Spelling (50)
Khary Payton (51)
Pic: Universal Music Group
David Boreanaz (54)
Tracey Gold (54)
Tucker Carlson (54)
Danielle Spencer (54)
Ralph Tresvant (55)
Sommore (57)
Krist Novoselic (58)
Mare Winningham (64)
Debra Winger (68)
Pierce Brosnan (70)
Christian Lacroix (72)
Judy Finnigan (75)
Danny Trejo (79)
Yvonne Craig (1937-2015)
Liberace (1919-1987)
Henry Fonda (1905-1982)
Night Crumbs
While yodeling out Bad Blood during one of her Eras shows in Philadelphia over the weekend, Taylor Swift noticed some security guard fuckery going down in the audience and put a stop to it. Apparently, a security guard was harassing a female fan for no reason, and when TayTay spotted this, she yelled at the guard, “She’s fine. She wasn’t doing anything.” The security guard was later escorted out of that bitch, and Taylor’s team offered the fan free tickets for the next night. Taylor’s man, Matty Healy, was at both of her Philly shows (and he hung out with her dad ). So I’m guessing that after she got that security guard kicked out, the Swifties thought, “Great, now kick out your boyfriend next.” – Insider
Because every single successful show just has to be revived, Showtime is working on revivals of Nurse Jackie and Weeds – Uproxx
Prince Andrew Reportedly Has No Plans Of Leaving The Royal Lodge Despite Possible Eviction
Since THE QUEEN’s death, King Charles has taken it upon himself to take out the trash- and by trash, I mean Prince Andrew– whose £249,000 allowance was reportedly slashed earlier this year by Charles. King Charles has also reportedly been trying to evict Andrew from his current residence at the 30-room Royal Lodge mansion. Charles apparently wants to move Andrew to Frogmore Cottage after kicking out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. But Andrew is not having it, and sources say that he’s “refusing to budge” from his Royal Lodge.
Simon Pegg Says He Doesn’t Talk About Scientology With Tom Cruise
Since I’m a fan of Simon Pegg…’s movies (well, the ones directed by Edgar Wright), I’ve done my very best to ignore the fact that he’s friends with Tom Cruise. Unfortunately, it’s Mission: Impossible for Simon to shut the fuck up about his cult leader bestie. Last year, Simon did an interview where he said Tom never accepts responsibility for his mistakes. After the comments went viral, he backtracked and said we all shoulda known he was joking. Over the weekend, Yahoo! reported that, during an interview on BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs, Simon admitted he actively avoids talking to Tom about Scientology, cuz, if he did, “it would be me abusing my privileged access that I get to him.” So… and lemme really try to wrap my head around this one… Simon is saying that if he brings up Scientology to Tom Cruise, a man famous for abusing his power and privilege as its Messiah, that’s the real abuse?
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition
Back in 2020, Martha Stewart went viral when she posted a pouty pool thirst trap to her Instagram. Last month, she teased that more sexy pics were on the way. Turns out, she wasn’t kidding. Martha Stewart horndogs rejoice, for today is the day your goddess appears on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition! At age 81, she’s the magazine’s oldest cover model in history. And if you’re thinking, “Where’s the pool?? Where’s the pout?” don’t you worry. There are plenty of wet n’ wild poots in the full photoshoot…
Megyn Kelly Dares Charlize Theron To Fight Her Over Their Opposing Views On Drag Shows
You know I love a good ol’ fashioned catfight and there might be one coming soon between Charlize Theron and Megyn Kelly. And in some weird way, this feels like a battle between the twins from The Parent Trap because they both look like cosplay versions of each other. It also doesn’t help that Charlize portrayed Megyn in the film Bombshell. But aside from that, Charlize made some supportive comments regarding the issue of kids and drag queens, telling the haters she will fuck them up if they feel otherwise. Being Hater #1, Megyn cracked her neck, pounded her fists together, and began to prepare for battle. Good luck with that, Megyn.
