When the trailer for the all-lady Ghostbusters reboot was released two months ago, it made people feel a lot of feelings. For example, joy (seeing Kate McKinnon dressed up like Tank Girl), melancholy (remembering that we’re still waiting on the re-release of Hi-C Ecto Cooler) or horniness (all that sexy slime). But for the most part, it made people really angry. According to YouTube numbers, the Ghostbusters trailer is now the most-disliked movie trailer of all time, as well as one of the 25 most-hated videos in YouTube history. As of this afternoon, 700,560 people have clicked the thumbs-down button on the Ghostbusters trailer. Well, Ghostbusters star Melissa McCarthy has something to say about that, and…yeah, she pretty much agrees that it’s not a great trailer.

Melissa spoke to Johnjay and Rich of iHeart Radio (via Entertainment Weekly) on Monday, and she admitted that she had some questions about that trailer too. Melissa was asked to explain why the trailer opens with the words “30 years ago four scientists saved New York” if this new movie takes place in a world where the original Ghostbusters don’t exist. Melissa doesn’t know, you guys.

“It’s a reboot. I know, it’s weird that they said the ’30 years ago’ because in this movie, the first one didn’t happen…it’s the same thing of four unlikely heroes, it’s in New York City, ghosts are taking over. It’s that same classic story, but it’s not a ’30 years later.’ The trailer says 30 years later, which I didn’t quite get myself. Believe me, the question was asked. I was like, ‘I think that’s very confusing’, but then everyone said ‘We don’t care what you think’ (laughs).”

Oh no, this is how bad movies get made. One person raises their hand and nervously mumbles something about not making sense or being a disaster, and someone in charge hisses “Quiet, you” before going back to their happy place and mentally counting the millions they think they’ll make. Would it be better if it came from Slimer maybe? Slimer, stop eating trash for a second and raise your goddamn green hand. It’s not too late! They’re not done shooting yet. See? Here’s Melissa and Kristen Wiig filming Ghostbusters earlier this week.

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About one month ago, Janet Jackson pissed off some of her fans when she postponed her “Unbreakable” world tour under doctor’s orders. Janet Jackson will postpone a tour over a damn hangnail, but her excuse was that she and her billionaire piece husband, Wissam Al Mana, are planning their family. Everyone took “planning a family” to mean that they were either working on adopting a kid, trying to make a baby or one checked into her fetus baking bag. Well, a “source” confirms to Entertainment Tonight that Janet, who turns 50 in less than 2 weeks, is knocked up. UsWeekly also confirmed the news through a difference source (aka the intern who read Entertainment Tonight’s piece on the Internet).

There’s really no other details and Janet hasn’t said shit about this.

Being pregnant at any age seem hard, but pregnant at 50 seems like hard on top of hard. Janet is married to a billionaire, so she’ll be fine, I’m sure. Janet won’t have to walk because her minions will carry her around on a swan feather-stuffed satin mattress on a solid gold bed. And if she gets a craving for pickles dipped in ice cream and rolled in crushed potato chips (that’s whatever every knocked up lady craves, right?), she just has to snap her fingers and a maid will hand feed them to her while wearing a white glove.

Congrats to the unborn baby who will have La Toya Jackson as a tia! Congrats to JJ! Congrats to Wissam! And congrats to Janet Jackson’s secret daughter Renee for becoming a sister again! Yes, I will forever be a DeBargeJacksonSecretChild truther.

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Fresh off from once again flipping the fashion world on its ass by wearing groundbreaking $15 colored contacts from a Halloween store to the Met Gala, Kanye West called into Steve Harvey in the Morning on iHeart radio (via Vulture), because it’s been much too long (read: like 6 minutes) since he’s redefined the definition of “delusional.” Kanye spit out words about his album The Life of Pablo, called slaves “unpaid interns who got promoted to assistants by Abraham Lincoln” and continued to beat a pile of horse bone dust by saying that he acted as an activist when he interrupted Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs 500 years ago. But Kanye’s mouth really created an important piece for the Museum of Delusion when he said that his wife Kim Kartrashian has broken many things other than four-sizes-too-small dresses and nerves.

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According to UsWeekly, Jay Z – seen above at the end of Beyonce’s hour-long avant-garde Cheaters episode (aka Lemonade) – is working on an album to tell his side of the story. A source says that he’s currently recording songs about the rough patch in their marriage from his perspective. If the rumors about Jay Z’s chronic cheating ways are true, then there’s a chance that Jay Z’s “perspective” is that of a guy who is trying to sneak in the front door at 3am without waking up his wife. But the source doesn’t say exactly what the theme of his album will be about. For all we know, the “rough patch” in their marriage could be the week Beyonce tried baby bangs or the time Jay made the mistake of suggesting that his wife hire a Photoshop tutor.

I don’t know if Jay Z releasing a companion piece to Lemonade is a good thing or a bad thing. I do know that there were two things I took away from watching Lemonade: Beyonce fucking loves fire, and she maybe had to sniff Jay Z’s dick on more than one occasion. So I’m thinking his side of the story will be about how he’s sorry for doing whatever he did with Becky. If so, then I think the track list will probably look something like this:

1. I’ll Be Right Back (I’m Going Out)
2. Working Late
3. Oh Shit, I Forgot (To Rinse Off My Dick In The Hotel Sink)
4. Second Cell Phone? What Second Cell Phone
5. I Don’t Know Rachel Roy That Way
6. Rita Who?
7. That Could Be Anybody’s Hair
8. Those Could Be Anybody’s Panties (the That Could Be Anybody’s Hair remix)
9. Not The Face (ft. Solange)
10. I’m Sorry
11. I’ll Do Anything To Make It Up To You
12. Looks Like I’m Watching Cadillac Records And Repeating The Words “You Should Have Been Nominated For An Oscar For This”

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Woody Allen gave a new interview to The Hollywood Reporter to promote his new movie Cafe Society and his show for Amazon, so you know what that means. You better call up the paramedics to tell them to stop by in about 10 minutes and to warm up the defibrillator pads, because your brains are probably going to turn off over the creepy dingles that spilled out of Woody’s mouth and they’re going to need to be jumpstarted.

Toby Turtle’s creepy uncle talked about how he doesn’t use a computer at all (“I should’ve thought of that.” – Subway Jared), has never emailed anyone and cast Miley Cyrus in his series for Amazon after watching her in Hannah Montana. Woody Allen watching Hannah Montana is not the visual my already-damaged mind needed today. Stephen Galloway of THR asked 80-year-old Woody how his 45-year-old wife of over 18 years, Soon-Yi Previn, has changed him. No, Woody didn’t say, “Well, I can usually make it to the potty throughout the day, but she usually has to change my nappy in the morning. And she does a great job.”

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I know that headline feels like a mistake but yes, you read it correctly. Demi Lovato is legit angry at Nicki Minaj for not tagging her in an Instagram picture. First Solange blindly calls out a rude bitch on Twitter, and now Demi Lovato is slapping at Nicki Minaj via Snapchat. It truly is a red letter week for petty famous people on social media.

So this fight, which is no doubt already making you roll your eyes at the drama of it all, started yesterday when Nicki threw up a picture of herself standing beside Jeremy Scott and Demi at the Met Gala to Instagram. Nicki tagged Jeremy and she tagged Moschino (who was responsible for both Nicki and Demi’s dresses), but she didn’t tag Demi. Nicki might have done it on purpose, or it might have just been the result of leaning in too close and one of her titties accidentally hitting SHARE before she was done tagging. Whatever the real reason, Demi took it as shots fired and decided to hit back.

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