Prince Hot Ginge is dirty, wet and coquettish in Florida. (Just how I like ’em.) Thank you for this gift, Mother Nature! – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Hiddleston is single. (Or he’s secret married and is lying about being single because he knows those crazed Hiddlestoners will tear his secret wife apart!) – Celebitchy

Here’s Brit Brit Spears in a Borat bathing suit posing for a selfie in front of an angel playing a violin, because sure, why not? – Drunken Stepfather

OH MY GOD, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT SHIT?? – The Superficial 

And on today’s episode of Brand Glanville Saying What She Needs To Say To Get Attention – Reality Tea

Is this what the ride to the Ninth Circle is like? – Towleroad

There’s so many layers of wrong in Donald Trump’s Cinco de Mayo tweet, but what bothers me the most is that his skin is the same color as that taco bowl. My mouth will never enjoy a taco bowl the same way again – Pajiba

For a second there, I thought this was a bloated St. Angie Jolie –  Popoholic

JWoww is somebody’s mother again and it’s great that she has a new cast member for her reality show, but when did she turn into an Asian woman? – Starcasm

A check is a check: The Megan Fox edition – IDLYITW

Hasn’t Cuba really been through enough? – Popsugar

Tara Reid looks good, and for once, that was not served on a thick bed of sarcasm – Hollywood Tuna 

Alessandra Ambrosio’s nipple popped out for some fresh air – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Okay, but where is the miniature Jeff Goldblum? – The Berry 

Janet Jackson’s video for “Dammn Baby” is pure 90s and the song is pure autotune – Just Jared

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John Travolta can now remove Colton Haynes’ name from the mailbox outside of The Closet®, because he’s officially, officially out of there. Not that he was totally in.

Earlier this year, Colton Haynes, from Arrow and Teen Wolf, shrugged on Tumblr when someone mentioned the twink-on-twink pictures he took for gay magazine XY back in the day. Someone on Tumblr said that they got excited after finding out about Colton’s secret gay past and he answered with, “Was it a secret? Let’s just all enjoy life and have no regrets.” That was a sort-of coming out, but now he has really 100% come out about his love of man ass and peen during an interview with Entertainment Weekly.

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If it feels like the greasy, unwashed love between Kristen Stewart and French singer SoKo only lasted three minutes, that’s because I think it did last only three minutes max. But those three minutes were magical and when they weren’t bonding over their mutual love of shampoo hate, they spent hours deciding which Rugrats character they wanted to dress like that day. And now they’ve come to an end.

UsWeekly says that after a few months of bumping hipster ‘ginas and partaking in several hand-holding photo-ops, KStew and SoKo broke up. UsWeekly’s source adds that they’re done for right now, but they may get back together. The source didn’t give a reason for why they broke up. But any Robsten fangirl will tell you that they broke up, because SoKo could no longer take being in a PR relationship where after a long day of faking it for the paps, her fake girlfriend Kristen Stewart would go home to Robert Pattinson and their secret baby Juleare. They named their secret baby Juleare after KStew’s mother Jules and RPattz’s mother Clare. .

UsWeekly adds that at the Met Gala on Monday night, KStew spent time with Victoria’s Secret model and Miley Cyrus’ one-time piece Stella Maxwell.

SoKo dresses like a 6-year-old circa 1991 who one day woke up in the body of an adult and had to try to dress like one (think hipster Big) and I liked seeing her in paparazzi pictures, so this break-up makes me kind of sad. I had hoped that these two would get married, have a baby and pick out grave sites together. And since they were in a lesbian relationship, they would’ve done all of that by next week if they stayed together! I’m pouring out some small batch cold-brew kombucha for the end KriKo.

Here’s a couple of pictures of Stella Maxwell at the Met Gala on Monday, as well as pictures of KStew and SoKo’s love story throughout the ages (read: like 1 month).

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

The last time we checked in on RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy, they were grinding against each other like two horny students at the Degrassi High spring dance in both of her videos for “Work.” But as far as anyone knew, they weren’t dating. Then last week, Drake described his relationship with Rihanna in kind of more-than-friends way (at least to me) by saying they “do well as a team“, that they’re “not forcing some story on people“, and that they have a “genuine energy.” Now People is saying that – SURPRISE – they’ve been dating this whole time. We just haven’t heard about it because they’ve been dating in ~secret~.

A source says they’ve been secretly dating “for months.” I immediately pictured the source as an excited Drake twirling the cord of his princess phone around his finger while scribbling Mr. Wheelchair Rihanna in his Raptors notebook. A different source tells UsWeekly that they’re “definitely hooking up“, while another says they were spotted acting cutesy at The Nice Guy last night. According to that source, they were together the whole night with their arms around each other and looked “affectionate.” Okay, but to be honest, I’m pretty sure “affectionate” is Drake’s default setting. Meanwhile, another source tells UsWeekly that they’re “just friends.” Which would make sense, because hooking up with dudes is RiRi’s default setting.

I 100% approve this relationship happening again, if only because I really want to see what happens when Drake brings Rihanna to Toronto for a romantic hometown visit. It will be just like The Bachelor, but RiRi style. Instead of having brunch with his mother at home, they’ll all share a bag of Taco Bell while getting lap dances at the Brass Rail. And instead of taking a ride up to the top of the CN Tower and watching the sunset, they can stay on the ground and take a bunch of forced-perspective pictures that make it look like they’re smoking a giant concrete joint. Maybe if they’re lucky, it will be a foggy day and they’ll light the tower up with the red lights that make it look like it’s burning. God, could it get any more romantic?

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KFC is about 8 years late, but they finally showed Burger King that the King ain’t the only fast food trick who can get into the cosmetics game. All the way back in 2008, Burger King released a cologne that smelled like their burgers, and now KFC has created a nail polish that tastes like their chicken. All the world needs is for In-N-Out to release an animal sauce-flavored lipstick and for Pizza Hut to release a fake tanner (made with pizza grease) and we’ll be set!

Engadget says that KFC Hong Kong has created 2 shades of nail polish in 2 flavors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy.

“To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick — again and again and again,” KFC explained.

KFC nail polish is pretty much just for promo, but they really did make some and have teased about selling it. They’ve asked their customers in Hong Kong to pick which flavor should be sold to the public.

Anybody who has been lucky enough to get to third base with Chicken Cutlets and licked their fingers afterward are pfft-ing over nail polish that tastes like chicken. Big deal! But seriously, that nail polish better provide the entire KFC experience and by that I mean it also better give your stomach the aches and make your ass sing, “Ah scream, you scream, we all scream for the toilet.”

KFC made a commercial too. It features some intense hand dancing and robot moves. Whoever put it together may have been sniffing nail polish remover while coming up with the concept:

I wouldn’t be surprised if Sinead O’Connor looked at this picture of Arsenio Hall shaking hands with Prince from The Arsenio Hall Show back in 2014 and thought: “Hmmm…I’m pretty sure I can make out a little plastic baggie of drugs.”

Shortly after Prince left this world and slinked sexily into the next, investigators started looking at whether or not Prince might have died of an overdose. That was Sinead O’Connor’s cue to jump on Facebook and accuse Prince’s “bitch” Arsenio Hall of being the reason why he may have an overdose. Sinead accused Arsenio of being Prince’s hook-up and claimed she had reported Arsenio to the authorities. She also accused him of spiking her drink at Eddie Murphy’s house a long time ago. Arsenio denied all of Sinead’s accusations, but now he’s taking it one step further by suing her for defamation.

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