Yes, two. Just like the number of nipples I had to cover up with Drake’s giddy face in the picture above.
For those of you who usually need something a little stronger than coffee-flavored booze to get through a Monday, Rihanna has been kind enough to gift us with two videos for “Work“, the first single off Anti. I have no idea why RiRi decided to make two music videos for “Work“. Maybe RiRi got so high on space weed she forgot that she had already filmed a video for “Work“. Or maybe this is one of the “production delays” that caused RiRi’s tour from starting on time. Sorry everyone, but RiRi is too busy grinding her ass against Drake’s dick area to go on tour right now.
Regardless of the why, here’s the what. The first video features Princess Ooh Na Na and Wheelchair Jimmy making you wish it was still Saturday by horny dancing at a Caribbean restaurant. Well, “horny” might not be the right word for both of them. Obviously RiRi is horny as hell, but Drake looks like he’s about three seconds away from whispering “Can we cuddle for a bit first?”
Then at the 3:45 mark, we have the second video for “Work“, which features RiRi in a see-through shirt popping her perpetual-motion pussy for Drake in what appears to be an unused room from the “Say My Name” set. Just a heads-up – it’s little NSFW, thanks to an appearance by RiRi’s partially-covered nipples in the second half.
I like that Drake was able to reuse some of his middle-aged dad dance moves from the “Hotline Bling” video. What I didn’t like is that he supplemented the rest of the second video with some lazy middle-aged dad sitting on the couch watching golf moves.
In other Rihanna news, UsWeekly says that RiRi was well enough to celebrated her birthday at a club this weekend. That’s right, RiRi has recovered from the bronchitis that made her cancel her Grammy performance. It’s a miracle!