Open Post: Hosted By KFC Taking “Finger Lickin’ Good” To A Whole New Level

May 5, 2016 / Posted by:

KFC is about 8 years late, but they finally showed Burger King that the King ain’t the only fast food trick who can get into the cosmetics game. All the way back in 2008, Burger King released a cologne that smelled like their burgers, and now KFC has created a nail polish that tastes like their chicken. All the world needs is for In-N-Out to release an animal sauce-flavored lipstick and for Pizza Hut to release a fake tanner (made with pizza grease) and we’ll be set!

Engadget says that KFC Hong Kong has created 2 shades of nail polish in 2 flavors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy.

“To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick — again and again and again,” KFC explained.

KFC nail polish is pretty much just for promo, but they really did make some and have teased about selling it. They’ve asked their customers in Hong Kong to pick which flavor should be sold to the public.

Anybody who has been lucky enough to get to third base with Chicken Cutlets and licked their fingers afterward are pfft-ing over nail polish that tastes like chicken. Big deal! But seriously, that nail polish better provide the entire KFC experience and by that I mean it also better give your stomach the aches and make your ass sing, “Ah scream, you scream, we all scream for the toilet.

KFC made a commercial too. It features some intense hand dancing and robot moves. Whoever put it together may have been sniffing nail polish remover while coming up with the concept:

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