The dude from China who allegedly wore a masterful disguise to collect his lottery check so that vultures won’t pick at him for money!

None of us are going to win a humongous shit load of money in the lottery, but some of us say that if we do, we’re going to fake our death Sleeping with the Enemy-style and run off to the deserted Caribbean island we bought with our winnings and live a rich loner bitch life where naked Prince Hot Ginge impersonators will hand feed us Popeye’s and In-N-Out shipped in hourly. A man in China also wants to keep his money-hungry relatives from sniffing up his ass for cash, so he wore a Baymax costume to the lottery press conference he was forced to go to.

There’s not many details about this hero. A Redditor posted the picture above and claims that this lottery winner disguised himself as Baymax from Big Hero 6 to keep thieves and poor family members from finding out his identity. (Side note: Does Baymax always look like a sad, formerly obese jizz fish who now has a lot of excess skin or is it just that costume?)

Do they not say names at lottery press conferences in China? Or does the dude not really care about that and only cares about his face popping up in newspapers and on TV? Whatever, it’s still a smart move. And if that lottery winner really is Baymax and is trying to trick people by saying that he’s just a regular dude in a Baymax costume, then it’s an even smarter move. Get that money (anonymously), bitch!

Pic: Reddit (via Popsugar)

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Tall glass of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard wore what looks like one of the late Jackie Collins’ old leopard print blouses to The Legend of Tarzan premiere in Stockholm, and I can’t say he wore it better than her. But I would say he wore it better if he had it turned into a thong and wore that out – Lainey Gossip 

Rami Malek is hot and everything, but my mind is still blown over finding out that Mr. Robot is not about an actual man robot – Celebitchy

Kate Hudson is living the life – Drunken Stepfather

Jeff Lewis should just send Zoila to Heather Dubrow’s house to set that trick straight – Reality Tea 

Hilary Duff’s ass is in a bikini – The Superficial 

Emma Roberts’ tits are in a bikini – Egotastic

George Takei is sadly not in a bikini, but he did clarify the whole “not agreeing with Sulu liking peen” thing – Towleroad

Two things: Lea Michele looks like she’s still trying to get that Smartwater contract, and it looks like she’s been going through Bella Hadid’s dirty laundry – Popoholic

Don’t call T.I. “T.I.” anymore – HuffPo

But when is Teresa Giudice going to walk off the planet? – Starcasm

Can’t Lil’ Kim’s plastic surgeons give her a major discount, so she doesn’t have to go on Celebrity Big Brother for a check? With that being said, I can’t wait to see her on it – OMG Blog

Be still my heart, Lateysha Grace puts the grace in her last name – SOW

George Clooney wanted Amal Clooney to star in this photo-op with him so badly that he pulled her out of bed! – Popsugar

Sad news for douche lovers, The Gronk is taken – Just Jared

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In that picture, Tom Hiddleston is probably silently screaming, “heeeeeeeeeeelp,” into the camera, but let’s just pretend he’s doing the, “Bitch, stop pulling my dick,” squint so you don’t have to. Thanks, Tom!

Ever since Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s love grew amongst the algae on the beach rocks in Rhode Island, some figured that their union has as much real weight as the relationship contract they signed and others thought that maybe she’s doing some kind of performance art/video thing.  But Tom Hiddleston says that all of us doubting bitches need to delete our Tumblrs that are covered with timelines and pictures proving this shit is fake, because it’s not a publicity stunt. The Hollywood Reporter talked to Tom by phone from Australia, where he’s shooting Thor 3, to congratulate his ass for getting an Emmy nomination this morning. While they had him on the phone, they slipped him a question about Taylor:

Do you know who you’re going to take with you to the Emmys?

I don’t. I didn’t even know I could. It’s 4 in the morning here! (Laughs.)

You’re in the middle of a cultural frenzy right now dating Taylor Swift. How would you respond to people who claim that you’re involved in some sort of publicity stunt?

(Laughs.) Well, um. How best to put this? That notion is — look, the truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking. That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.

Like he’s going to admit that shit is fake. “I’d tell those people that they’re right. They caught us!”

I do love that he called Taylor Swift by her first and last name. It’s like he’s reading off of a script and if that’s the case, I really wish he would’ve messed up by saying:

“The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and now Tom say this part like you mean it and don’t cry about how you can’t believe what you got yourself into like you did the last time- Bollocks, I read the instructions!”

And here’s Taylor Swift (or as Tom Hiddleston calls her, “Taylor Swift”) going shopping in the Gold Coast yesterday.

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If I went to the gym, there’s a lot I wouldn’t do. I wouldn’t walk barefoot in the showers. I wouldn’t try to deadlift the biggest weight on the floor. I wouldn’t Snapchat a picture of a naked woman in the change room. 2015’s Playboy Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, on the other hand, definitely would do that last one. Dani recently Snapchatted a naked woman changing at her gym in an attempt to get some LOLs, and now she’s in a ton of internet trouble for it. Dani may have a huge mouth, but apparently the part of her brain that makes good decisions is very small.

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Kristen Stewart is smiling, and she’s probably smiling because she knows that the pile of WTF on her body is making you want to barf through your eyes, and your pain pleases her. It powers her dark orb of a heart. Meanwhile, as Kunty Karl laid sprawled out on a bed of his naked man slaves after sucking the blood out of them, he cackled into the air over the fact that Kristen Stewart actually wore that horrifying toilet baby of a Medieval Times and the wedding dress of a 70s cult bride. Kunty Karl was just joking when he told her to wear it! In case you mistook that logo below her crotch for the Airbnb logo, it’s actually the Chanel logo. So that monster came from the evil mind of Kunty Karl.

Last night was the NYC premiere of Woody Allen’s Cafe Society, and KStew showed up looking like an Emo toddler playing around in her mom’s dress, and yes, her mom is an Amish dominatrix. It’s as if Kunty Karl got his minions to sew together a dusty Gunne Sax dress from the Salvation Army and pieces from a really cheap Game of Thrones costume.

Putting Kristen Stewart in this dress has to be one of Kunty Karl’s greatest works of evil, and that’s saying a lot. I love him for it!

Here’s more of KStew looking like Fifty Shades of the Sherwood Forest as well pictures of Blake NotSoLively looking like 1960s Pregnant Barbie and Parker Posey showing them all up by giving us 1980s soap opera villainess.

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