Tom Hiddleston Says That His And Taylor Swift’s Love Is Real And Genuine….

July 14, 2016 / Posted by:

In that picture, Tom Hiddleston is probably silently screaming, “heeeeeeeeeeelp,” into the camera, but let’s just pretend he’s doing the, “Bitch, stop pulling my dick,” squint so you don’t have to. Thanks, Tom!

Ever since Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s love grew amongst the algae on the beach rocks in Rhode Island, some figured that their union has as much real weight as the relationship contract they signed and others thought that maybe she’s doing some kind of performance art/video thing.  But Tom Hiddleston says that all of us doubting bitches need to delete our Tumblrs that are covered with timelines and pictures proving this shit is fake, because it’s not a publicity stunt. The Hollywood Reporter talked to Tom by phone from Australia, where he’s shooting Thor 3, to congratulate his ass for getting an Emmy nomination this morning. While they had him on the phone, they slipped him a question about Taylor:

Do you know who you’re going to take with you to the Emmys?

I don’t. I didn’t even know I could. It’s 4 in the morning here! (Laughs.)

You’re in the middle of a cultural frenzy right now dating Taylor Swift. How would you respond to people who claim that you’re involved in some sort of publicity stunt?

(Laughs.) Well, um. How best to put this? That notion is — look, the truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking. That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.

Like he’s going to admit that shit is fake. “I’d tell those people that they’re right. They caught us!

I do love that he called Taylor Swift by her first and last name. It’s like he’s reading off of a script and if that’s the case, I really wish he would’ve messed up by saying:

“The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and now Tom say this part like you mean it and don’t cry about how you can’t believe what you got yourself into like you did the last time- Bollocks, I read the instructions!”

And here’s Taylor Swift (or as Tom Hiddleston calls her, “Taylor Swift”) going shopping in the Gold Coast yesterday.

Pics: Splash

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