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The Airbnb logo that made vagina lovers say, “I’d hit it,” and made power tops say, “I’d hit it too,” and made John Travolta say, “I’d let it teabag me.”

Airbnb queefed out their new logo yesterday and its CEO Brian Chesky said that the logo is supposed to be the three-way baby of the Olympic rings, Batman’s logo and the Red Cross. But anybody with eyes saw a twat, the prolapsed anus of a power bottom after a 4-hour-long pass around orgy (“I knew that logo looked familiar to me...” – my Free Clinic physician) and/or Cisco Adler’s slinky nutsack after he dipped it in ice. It also kind of looks like Picasso’s version of two dicks touching or a factory-defected butt plug. Basically, it looks like everything but a mash-up of the Olympic rings, Batman’s logo and the Red Cross.

SFist points us to a Tumblr that has taken the Airbnb logo and drawn poop drops coming out of it and anal beads going in to it. And Buzzfeed did a listicle of 18 Things That Look Like The New Airbnb Logo (SPOILER ALERT: All 18 things look like a puss.)

It doesn’t really look like a punane to me, but the only vaginas I’ve seen up-close are in porn and I’m usually only focusing on the hard peen going in and out of it, so what do I know? I sort of see a misshapen nutsack and ass cheeks spread wide (the perfect logo for Airpnp), but I mostly see the iconic back tits of People of Walmart:

Airbnb’s logo is the greatest logo I’ve seen in a while, because a company’s logo should give you the urge to motorboat it while crying.