Game of Scones – Caradontcara

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The Clash of the Pie Tins – Scousebadger

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The hot dog troll daddy who gets murdered by a chick on acid in the educational anti-drug movie Case Study: LSD!

Today’s HSOTD joins the short list of posthumous HSOTDs, because sadly, he’s no longer with us since a crazy mess on a bad trip viciously killed him!

All the way back in the golden era of LSD, the Lockheed Aircraft Corporation decided that they should use their money to fund a bunch of anti-drug short films. (The people at the Lockheed Aircraft Corporation who made that decision were probably tripping on acid at the time.) One of the movies that came out of their cinematic war on drugs was the 1969 comedy masterpiece Case Study: LSD.

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Dan Reynolds (29)
Ryan Sweeting (29)
Peta Murgatroyd (30)
SpongeBob SquarePants (31)
Dmitry Chaplin (34)
Taboo (41)
Tameka “Tiny” Harris (41)
Tanya Donelly (50)
Jackie Earle Haley (55)
Kyle Gass (56)
Jane Lynch (56)
Scott Rudin (58)
Marky Ramone (60)
Joel Silver (64)
Tommy Mottola (67)
Vincent Pastore (70)
Nancy Olson (88)
Harry Dean Stanton (90)

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Tituss Burgess took me to infinity and beyond with the one-star Yelp review he gave to a moving company that did him wrong. Tituss dropped that he’s been nominated for an Emmy, went ALL-CAPS on their asses and mentioned Liza Minnelli for no damn reason. Sure, he committed a gay crime by spelling Liza Minnelli’s name wrong, but the hot emotions were spilling out of him, so he gets a pass for that – Jezebel

Those bags better be filled with cartons of Chocolate Malted Krunch or I will forever judge St. Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and the Chosen Twins – Lainey Gossip 

If Vicki Gunvalson really wants to easily destroy the doctors who she claims almost killed her daughter, she should just make them spend 5 minutes with her while sober – Reality Tea 

Even an ugly ass outfit can’t dim Idris Elba’s hotness – Celebitchy

Dakota Johnson’s titty knobs also made an appearance on the Fifty Shits Freed set – The Superficial 

Those Hamilton ass pants make Gigi Hadid look like she’s got a foot long camel toe – Popoholic

Kate McKinnon’s Ghostbusters character is most likely a gayelle, but studio execs don’t want you to know that – Towleroad

Blac Chyna might have two Kardashians growing in her body. We’re double doomed  – IDLYITW

Yes, I just watched an almost 40 second long video of Kate Upton working out – Hollywood Tuna 

And yes, I also just watched a 3 and a half minute long video of Emma Stone and Maya Rudolph doing “Call Your Girlfriend” with help from butter containers – Popsugar

Tamantha better keep a bottle of bear spray next to her bed, because Khlozilla is coming for her – Starcasm

Here’s Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise the Clown…….. and survey says, yes, I would – OMG Blog

Bloodline season 3 will happen – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: A shirtless Orlando Bloom in Malibu – Just Jared 

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When we last left the drama going down in the quad at Famous Millionaire High, Calvin Harris sharted up a whine stream on Twitter after the story came out that Taylor Swift wrote the lyrics to “This Is What You Came For.” Taylor’s people also let us know through TMZ that she came up with the melody too, thankyouverymuch.

In his Twitter dragging of Taylor, Calvin mentioned how he’s not going to let her bury him the way that she tried to bury Katy Perry. Katy Perry piped in on Twitter. You know, Calvin Harris is too old for this. Taylor Swift is too old for this. Katy Perry is too old for this. And we’re all too old for this, but who cares! I’m still eating up the stupid drama as if it was smeared all over Prince Hot Ginge’s peen.

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That loud, messy cry you hear is John Travolta wailing after seeing Mickey Rourke show him all the way up in the wig department at last night’s premiere of The Infiltrator in NYC.

If anybody else was wearing a wig at last night’s The Infiltrator premiere, they definitely ripped it off, called it a night and waved down a cab as soon as they saw Mickey Rourke sashay onto the red carpet with a gorgeous frazzled skunk on top of his head. I’m not sure if that skunk on his head is trying to escape (because it can’t handle his heat) or if he meant to wear his wig that far back. Whatever the case may be, Mickey has definitely created a trend and soon everybody will be wearing their wigs all jacked-up like that. It’s like Mickey is daring a jealous bitch to try to snatch his wig, because he knows that if they try to snatch it, his skunk wig will bite back.

And maybe it’s just me (it is), but Mickey’s hairline reminds me of the hairline on Baby Abuelita:

Anything that reminds me of Baby Abuelita is forever a good thing.

Here’s more of Mickey giving you “church granny on a budget” from the neck up and “steampunk lesbian on a budget” from the neck down. I threw in pictures of others who were at last night’s premiere, but who cares about them. The only thing that matters is Mickey’s beauty!

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