Night Crumbs
During a New Yorker profile on talking syphilis rash, Matty Healy, he was asked about the backlash over his appearance on The Adam Friedland Show, where he laughed at racist comments about Ice Spice and admitted to getting off on racist torture porn. According to Matty, he baited his fans “a little bit” with that appearance but says that those offended by it are either suffering from a case of delusion or are telling lies. He went on to mouth fart up, “You’re either lying that you are hurt, or you’re a bit mental for being hurt. It’s just people going, ‘Oh, there’s a bad thing over there, let me get as close to it as possible so you can see how good I am.’ And I kind of want them to do that, because they’re demonstrating something so base level.” Okay, now I know what Taylor Swift really sees in Matty Healy. I mean, whenever someone says something negative or critical about her, she probably begins to write, “You’re either a deluded bitch or a lying bitch!!!” But, then her cats put their paws on her hands like, “Stop and think of the PR nightmare.” – Complex
Because we really need yet another movie about Jesus from Martin Scorsese, he’s planning to write and direct another movie about JC. QUICK, somebody tell Jesus to file a restraining order against Marty before it’s too late, and he casts Leonardo DiCatchAHo as The Son of Christ! – IndieWire
If each generation had an official sound, the official sound of the Millennials would be Lana Del Rey asking her fans about her missing vape during a show – Entertainment Weekly
The mega-messy Phillip Schofield situation has gotten even messier and has entered “Why was Chris Hansen not in the UK when we really needed him to be?” territory – Pajiba
Grape wine wasn’t the only thing flowing at the BottleRock Napa Valley music festival over the weekend. Crotch wine was flowing too when Keanu Reeves took the stage with his band Dogstar for the first time in two decades – Lainey Gossip
As everyone continues to barely blink an eye while not giving a shit about the random union of Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet, Pimp Mama Kris is still working her black magic fame whore skills and trying to make them happen – Celebitchy
Escândalo alert! Some drag queen drama hit the grand finale of the Miss Gay Mato Grosso 2023 pageant in Brazil on Saturday night. When Emannuelly Belini was crowned Miss Gay Mato Grosso, runner-up Nathally Becker’s husband crashed the stage, snatched the tiara with a graceful leap, and threw it to the ground before yanking Nathally off the stage while continuing to bust out a tantrum. Hell hath no fury like a drag queen husband scorned! Pageant officials spoke out against the crown snatching and are getting their lawyers involved. And I guess the Will Smith of the Brazilian drag scene has been found.
Revolta na final do concurso Miss Brasil Gay 2023. Torcedor arranca coroa da vencedora e joga no chão durante a cerimônia de premiação. pic.twitter.com/rb6duFvAEn
— Bruno Guzzo® (@brunoguzzo) May 28, 2023
Since every classic masterpiece eventually gets rebooted, it’s not a surprise that there was a crown-snatching at a Brazilian drag queen beauty pageant. But I still prefer the original:
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