We Now Know What The Original Lyrics Of “Famous” Were
Unless you’ve been living under a rock with a shaky wifi connection, you know that Taylor Swift currently hates Kanye West because of a lyric (that she did/didn’t approve) that references having sex with her in his song “Famous.” The lyric in question is:
“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“
As it turns out, that’s actually a second draft lyric re-write. The original demo of “Famous” made its way onto the internet yesterday. I have bad news for Taylor’s lawyers: you’re probably going to be working this weekend.
The Time Donald Trump Bragged To Billy Bush About “Grabbing Pussy” Because He’s A Star
I just turned on CNN right now and they pretty much showed live footage from Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters of her doing the victory conga with her staff.
The Washington Post somehow got a recording from 2005 of Donald Trump telling then Access Hollywood host Billy Bush that his hands can grope a woman and she won’t care because he’s famous. Trump and Billy were on a bus heading to the set of Days of Our Lives where he was going to tape a cameo. When the recording starts, Trump talks about how he tried to fuck Nancy O’Dell, but she didn’t want any of that. This was a few months after he married delicate Slovenian rose Melania Trump. When the bus pulls up to the set, Billy and Trump see actress Arianne Zucker (aka Nicole Walker on Days) and they go on about how hot she is. And that leads to the pus-filled gooch wart bragging about how since he’s a star, he has free range to molest and grab a woman by the pussy. And I don’t think he meant that he can pet their cat.
Open Post: Hosted By Larry The Cable Guy Breaking A Dude’s Arm
If you no longer get grossed out from watching botfly maggot removal videos or that video of Donald Trump snifflin’, the sound of a dude’s arm doing the snap, crackle, pop may do it.
Millionaire redneck joke maker Larry the Cable Guy (who I always confuse with Joe the Plumber) was inside of a luxury suite during a University of Nebraska football game last weekend when he and a hot army vet named John decided to have themselves a little arm wrestling match. Tip: If you’re ever going to arm wrestle Larry the Cable Guy, don’t use your good fappin’ arm, because there’s a chance you may git-r-broke.
TMZ got the video of Larry the Cable Guy snapping a dude’s arm. They got a little melodramatic with that “HORRENDOUSLY GROTESQUE” warning. It’s not that bad. The only thing that’s horrendously grotesque is Larry the Cable Guy wearing his glasses over his cap:
John told TMZ that he had to get surgery to put a plate in his arm and he’s pretty much okay now. Dude also said that it didn’t really hurt. I believe him, because in that video, he looks stunned. I’m sure he isn’t that stunned over his arm getting broken. He’s more shocked over the fact that he got beat by Larry the Cable Guy! And well, maybe John will get a Milk contract out of this. Milk: It does a body so good that this won’t happen to you.
Sean Penn And His Young Piece Already Made Their Red Carpet Debut As A Couple
Yesterday, we all learned that 56-year-old Sean Penn is currently rubbing his chili-dusted poke chop body on Leila George, the 24-year-old daughter of Vincent D’Onofrio and Greta Schachi. Pictures came out of them touching mouths in Hawaii. And last night, Sean and Leila posed together at a LACMA event in L.A. At least, I think that’s Leila George. That totally natural ginger hair is throwing me off. Is it Ariel the Former Mermaid? Is it Angie Everhart? Is it Debra Messing? Or possibly, that IS Leila in a masterful disguise, which she wore because we all know that she’s getting on that sun-broiled daddy dick and she’s too embarrassed to show her true identity in public. You almost fooled us, Leila!
There Might Be An Old Man Feud On The Set Of “Homeland”
The faraway look on Claire Danes’ face in that picture above could either be because she just had a flashback to how orange she was at the Emmys last month or because the negative “I hate you” energy from standing between F. Murray Abraham and Mandy Patinkin is giving her a tension headache. Page Six says it’s the second one.
Korrection: Those Jewel Thieves Got Away With $5.6 Million Of Kim Kardashian’s Jewels, Not $10 Million
It was originally reported that the alleged jewel thieves who robbed Kim Kardashian at gunpoint got away with that extremely modest $4.5 million diamond ring and a jewelry box full of $5.6 million in opulent gems. TMZ is now hearing from sources that 13 pieces of jewelry were stolen and the grand total value is ONLY $5.6 million, “Pheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww” said every single person in the world after finding out that getting robbed isn’t going to put Kim in the poor haus and she won’t have to beg Parasite Hilton to hire her back as a closet organizer.