Night Crumbs

September 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Claire Danes was so damn greasy, orange-y and golden at the Emmys last night that she looked like a corn dog in a wig. But since her look was also giving me, “cast member on Real Housewives of Reno,” I loved it! – Lainey Gossip 

Mark this day: Jennifer Aniston didn’t wear a black dress to an event – Celebitchy

Well, the good news is that whenever a pap is taking pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt like it’s 2009, they’re not taking pictures of a Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather

Shervin from Shahs of Sunset learned that the next time someone wants to go on the zip line in his backyard, make their ass sign a waiver! – Reality Tea 

Thanks to that yellow hair and Instagram whoring, Orlando Bloom is starting to give me “hotter version of Justin Bieber” vibes – Towleroad

“I am definitely not stoned enough for this shit” – Sigourney Weaver in that picture – The Superficial

It’s Monday and I’m still hungover, so I’m not even going to try to figure out what Ariel Winter has on her body – Popoholic

Further proof that I’m hung-all-the-way-over: I thought this was Carla BruniHollywood Tuna 

The faces of the people behind Lady Gaga are, as usual, saying everything that needs to be said – The Nip Slip

Showtime killed Roadies are just one season – SOW

Another reboot did shitty at the box office – Pajiba

Keeping the condo gate closed is a seriously serious thing to Anthony Michael Hall  – IDLYITW

Justin Bieber and Lionel Richie’s daughter broke up after six seconds together. In related news, a headstone company just got an order to engrave the name TRUE LOVE on a tombstone – Just Jared

Tuck yourself into the cupboard and let Angela Lansbury serenade you with Beauty and the BeastJezebel




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