Unless you’ve been living under a rock with a shaky wifi connection, you know that Taylor Swift currently hates Kanye West because of a lyric (that she did/didn’t approve) that references having sex with her in his song “Famous.” The lyric in question is:
“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“
As it turns out, that’s actually a second draft lyric re-write. The original demo of “Famous” made its way onto the internet yesterday. I have bad news for Taylor’s lawyers: you’re probably going to be working this weekend.
Billboard doesn’t say who leaked the original version of “Famous“, and it has since been yanked down. But the main differences were that the original featured a Nina Simone sample instead of Rihanna singing at the beginning. It was also a little slower and the line about Taylor went like this.
“I feel like Taylor Swift still owe me sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“
Taylor isn’t the only famous person Kanye claimed to have an outstanding sex credit with. He also rapped this line about his former booty hole inspector Amber Rose.
“I feel like Amber Rose still owe me sex. Why? I made that bitch famous. Not really, but somewhat famous.“
Excuse you, Kanye West, but please grab the closest chair that is able to support your giant ego and take a seat. Amber Rose is extremely famous. I mean, you don’t get asked to do a show called Dancing with the Stars unless you are.
I know that Kanye is not exactly a smart man, but based on his logic, it sounds like he wants any favors he does returned with sex. Um, no thank you. Because you know it wouldn’t just be sex. Kanye is totally the type to tag on a whole bunch of extras, like referring to his penis as your “personal lord and savior” and that you must never make direct contact with him and his reflection in the mirror.
Here’s Kanye leaving his apartment in New York this morning: