Amber Rose’s Secret To Glowing Skin Is Getting Busy With Yourself
Sparkling pink tourmaline tennis bracelet Amber Rose doesn’t really have a specific job, but I’d say if she had to pick something to write on her census form, she should write “sex-ed teacher.” Because Amber Rose has taught us many things about our bodies and our horny selves. Like about how pussy doesn’t need to rest and using your sex skills to get money. She recently found a way to combine a sex tip with a beauty tip. That’s called multitasking!
Billy Bush Isn’t Going To Let NBC Get Away With Firing His Ass!
No need to send me a thank you e-mail for hitting your eyeballs with the sight of Billy Bush’s feets, snow-covered chest fur forest and hairy pits. The sound of that panty pudding wave crashing has already told me that you’re thankful.
Everybody has reported that Billy Bush’s suspension has already been made permanent and that Matt Lauer has reclaimed his title as the Biggest Douche of the Today Show. Billy was removed as co-host of Today’s 3rd hour after that tape of him grossly giggling over Donald Trump bragging about sexual assault came out. Billy is pretty much done at NBC and an announcement is coming, but Page Six says that he’s not going down without trying to punch out the Peacock.
Janet Jackson Confirms That She’s Got A Baby Growing In Her Body
Janet Jackson announced last April that she’s postponing her world tour, but since she’s that cousin who says, “Oh, I just gotta feed my dog real quick and I’ll be back,” and then never ever comes back to the family party, that tour is probably over. The Unbreakable tour is as much of a distant memory as Janet’s original nose is. Janet told her fans that she’s going away to start a family with her billionaire piece husband Wissam Al Mana. One month later, the rumor that a fetus moved into Janet’s womb popped up. One month after that, Tito Jackson said that his sister is very, very pregnant. Three months later, Janet was papped looking every layer of KNOCKED UP. And today, Janet confirmed that squatting inside of her uterus is a lucky child who will get to say the words, “Tia Toy Toy.”
People posted an EXCLUSIVO picture of 50-year-old holding onto the dome of skin that’s covering her first born (or her second, if you’re a lifelong DeBargeJacksonSecretChild truther).
https://twitter.com/TheFactsOfShade/status/786235813243727872?lang=en
Janet also gave an in-depth and highly detailed interview to People. You may want to take a nap, drink a bottle of Pedialyte and put a stack of protein bars next to you before you read the interview, because it’s extremely, extremely exhaustive. Presenting, Janet Jackson’s thorough interview with People:
“We thank God for our blessing,” says the star.
The TL;DR for the lazies is: JJ thks God 4 baby.
And if Janet and the photographer who took that picture were going for, “ad for Chico’s line of maternity eyeglasses,” then they nailed. No, I don’t know what maternity eyeglasses are either, but take that up with Janet and the photographer! They’re responsible for that pic!
Pic: Splash
George Clooney And Rande Gerber Will Be Neighbors Again
George Clooney and his BFF Rande Gerber are the kind of best friends that make tequila together and live right next door to each other in Mexico. Sadly, they recently sold their twin villas in Cabo, which means George and Rande have to pack up their private telephone line, aka the tin cans attached to 30ft of string that Amal Clooney was nice enough to help them make. The good news is they’ll have a new place for them. Page Six says that both George and Rande recently purchased fancy condos in the same building in NYC.
Miley Cyrus Is Defending Woody Allen Again
During the same interview with Variety in which she hates on the name Supergirl, Miley Cyrus made it clear again that she’s on Team Woody Allen Is A Good Guy. Miley has said previously to Vanity Fair that she loved working with Ol’ Man Grossness on his Amazon show Crisis in Six Scenes because he was a great director and that she learned a lot from him. Now she’s telling Variety about the Woody behind the camera. Miley loved that Woody too, because they’re practically the same person. And she doesn’t give two beady-eyed high-waisted khaki shits if you’re side-eyeing her hard right now.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 11th!
Here I sit, broken minded, went to shit, but was only binded. – CookieMonsterDory
Upvote winner:
“To wipe it! Wipe it good!” – Petty Officer Diana Prince
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