The iconic jingle for the iconic perfume Wind Song by the iconic perfumier Prince Matchabelli!

Wind Song swept into this world in either 1952 or 1953 and it’s still around now, which you definitely know since I’m 100% sure you’re the kind of classic jewel who wears it 24/7 and constantly leaves your wind song on the minds of everyone around you. Prince Matchabelli was a real prince from Georgia who fled his homeland for the United States in 1921 after the Soviet Invasion,  and ended up opening the now legendary Prince Matchabelli Perfume Company with his wife Princess Norina in 1926. Prince Matchabelli died in 1935, so he sadly never got to smell one of his company’s biggest hits Wind Song and he never got to hear the gorgeous Wind Song jingle that has been gently sweeping through ear holes for decades.

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Tom Guiry (35)
Marko Jaric (38)
Bode Miller (39)
Marion Jones (41)
Kirk Cameron (46)
Martie Maguire (47)
Carlos Bernard (54)
Chris Botti (54)
Deborah Foreman (54)
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Chris Wallace (69)
Aurore Clement (71)
Lin Shaye (73)
Dick Gregory (84)

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Beyonce’s Formation tour is now over, and it didn’t end with her serving Jay-Z divorce papers while singing “Sorry.” I didn’t even buy a ticket and I’m screaming refund! And yes, I am pretty sure that Beyonce is farting on Jay-Z in that picture above. And she’s farting with her pinky up, because she’s a refined lady like that  Lainey Gossip 

Kate Winslet and her husband Ned RockNRoll are on “shaky ground.” I see what you did there, Star Magazine – Celebitchy

A mess is replacing a mess on a messy reality show – Reality Tea 

Slow clap for the photographer who captured the exact moment when Quentin Tarantino told his new piece that he wants to eat her toe jam with a spoon – The Superficial 

And after Kylie Jenner finished modeling all of those latex outfits for a Complex spread, she melted them down and injected that shit into her lips – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Kluwe read Donald Trump about locker room talk – Towleroad

Amy Adams did Elle Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Disney promises they’re not going to whitewash Mulan. I believe them, because they’re probably going to cast authentic Asian Emma Stone as the title role – Pajiba

In Jibby Kibble’s defense, Fred Flinstone does kind of look like a groper – SOW

Amy Adams threw a few bed sheets on her body and called it good – Popoholic

Shawn Mendes got topless in L’Uomo Vogue – Boy Culture 

Jesse Eisenberg is going to be a dad – Just Jared

Jim Carrey got hit with another wrongful death lawsuit and this one claims he used the name “Jose Lopez” when getting tested for STDs. Why it gotta be a Lopez?! – The Wrap 

For DNCE’s new video, a shirtless Joe Jonas got on the big-tittied blonde model whose name isn’t Kate Upton  – Popsugar

Luke Cage meets Family Matters – Egotastic!

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You may have already checked the fuck out of this post after reading “Miley Cyrus Has Serious Thoughts.” You’re smart in wanting to preserve your remaining brain cells.

During an interview with Variety, Miley Cyrus was asked why she thinks gender inequality in Hollywood still exists, and her answer led to her brain burping up a little rant the name Supergirl. SPOILER ALERT: Miley doesn’t like it.

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Last Thursday, Paisley Park, the Purple One’s home, spiritual center and recording studio, opened up as a museum dedicated to all things Prince. Prince’s sister Tyka Nelson said that before his sexy spirit left his sexy body, he had been working on turning Paisley Park into a Graceland-like museum. That wish has come true and now the disciples of Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness can pay to tour the Minnesota palace where he lived and died in. And just like Elvis at Graceland, Prince’s remains are at Paisley Park.

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“Oh, it’s no secret that he’s a daddy” said tons of horny people who get hot for Troy from Community. We’re actually talking about another kind of daddy. According to UsWeekly, Donald Glover is officially a member of the secret babies club. Congratulations Donald, I’m sure your welcome basket isn’t in the mail (it’s a secret, after all).

UsWeekly doesn’t have any information other than 33-year-old Donald and his girlfriend became parents earlier this year. No one knows his girlfriend’s name. The only evidence anyone has are pictures of Donald walking out of a grocery store in Hawaii with a very pregnant looking woman back in January:

Surprise! Atlanta star Donald Glover is a dad: https://t.co/7lFW1RllQH pic.twitter.com/333EgiMRll

— E! News (@enews) October 11, 2016

In May Donald was seen walking around NYC with the same woman who was pushing a stroller.

It’s October, which means that if the mother of Donald’s baby gave birth around January, he’s been a daddy for about 8 or 9 months. Pete Campbell and Rory Gilmore just removed their sash and scepter presented to them by Shhhhhies’s Choice secret baby coalition and gave them to Donald.

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