Janet Jackson Confirms That She’s Got A Baby Growing In Her Body

October 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson announced last April that she’s postponing her world tour, but since she’s that cousin who says, “Oh, I just gotta feed my dog real quick and I’ll be back,” and then never ever comes back to the family party, that tour is probably over. The Unbreakable tour is as much of a distant memory as Janet’s original nose is. Janet told her fans that she’s going away to start a family with her billionaire piece husband Wissam Al Mana. One month later, the rumor that a fetus moved into Janet’s womb popped up. One month after that, Tito Jackson said that his sister is very, very pregnant. Three months later, Janet was papped looking every layer of KNOCKED UP. And today, Janet confirmed that squatting inside of her uterus is a lucky child who will get to say the words, “Tia Toy Toy.

People posted an EXCLUSIVO picture of 50-year-old holding onto the dome of skin that’s covering her first born (or her second, if you’re a lifelong DeBargeJacksonSecretChild truther).

Janet also gave an in-depth and highly detailed interview to People. You may want to take a nap, drink a bottle of Pedialyte and put a stack of protein bars next to you before you read the interview, because it’s extremely, extremely exhaustive. Presenting, Janet Jackson’s thorough interview with People:

“We thank God for our blessing,” says the star.

The TL;DR for the lazies is: JJ thks God 4 baby.

And if Janet and the photographer who took that picture were going for, “ad for Chico’s line of maternity eyeglasses,” then they nailed. No, I don’t know what maternity eyeglasses are either, but take that up with Janet and the photographer! They’re responsible for that pic!

Pic: Splash

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