Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Bringing Some Early Ho-Ho-Ho-Ness To London
While some of us would rather suck and bite on a dildo made out of foil than get into the gross holiday spirit this early, others like a club in London and Lindsay Lohan are more than ready. The holly jolly fame whore took a quick break from being a secret agent for the Turkish government to work her multi-colored legs and that fire crotch pubes dress while blowing the paps outside of a club called LouLou’s in London early this morning.
LiLo didn’t let anything get in the way of giving it to the paps and she kept on posing even though that gorgeous brow’d beauty in the background shot her jealous looks and her toes tried to jump overboard. And to the poor trick who LiLo snatched that stuffed animal fur from, I hope you get a new one for Christmas!
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Nick Gordon Probably Won’t Pay That $36 Million He Owes Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Estate
Yesterday we learned that the real-life Lifetime movie villain Nick Gordon had been ordered by a judge to pay $36 million to the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate after he was found liable for her death last year. Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate might not want to hold their breath while they’re waiting for Nick’s money. Sources tell TMZ there isn’t a great chance that Nick is ever going to pay it.
Britney Spears And Tinashe Get Into Some Lesbian-Ish Action In The “Slumber Party” Video
The raw emotion that Brit Brit Spears is giving off in that screen shot… The director, Colin Tilley, must’ve told her to pretend that Tinashe was a giant Frapp with extra whip and chocolate sprankles. And as Brit did that, Tinashe thought to herself, “Please, God, don’t let this woman front fart on me… again.”
Team Brit Brit released the video for the remix of Slumber Party last night, and it’s the first video in a long ass time where she doesn’t totally look like she would rather be eating a plate of Velveeta-less steamed vegetables and isn’t thinkings about whether or not she should have Old Country Buffet or Long John Silver’s for lunch. Brit Brit actually looks somewhat into it and that may or may not have something to do with Daddy Spears spraying Burger King cologne all over Tinashe.
Keith Urban Fails To Make It Less Weird Between Nicole Kidman And Jimmy Fallon
Almost two years ago, Nicole Kidman appeared on The Tonight Show and told a story about the time she tried – and failed – to get a date with Jimmy Fallon. Nicole showed up to Jimmy’s apartment and hit on him. Jimmy was a clueless dum-dum and didn’t pick up what Nicole threw down. Nicole returned to The Tonight Show last night to promote her latest movie Lion, and they both played up how awkward it is between the two of them now. The audience didn’t know that they were in for a lot more than just the mental image of Jimmy giggling while doing Nicole’s icicle body.
Chelsea Handler Is Still Poking At Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie
Last night, Chelsea Handler attended an event called Gala for the Children, which sounds like the pretentious way Gwyneth Paltrow would describe a kid’s birthday party but is actually a charity event. Chelsea was there to introduce her friend, celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser. Laura was being recognized for her charity work with children, and Chelsea was there because she’s had Laura on her show a couple times. Laura also just so happens to be representing “fucking lunatic” (copyright: Chelsea Handler) Angelina Jolie in her divorce from Brad Pitt. You already know where this is going.
Narcissistic Bags Of Delusion Gotta Stick Together, I Guess
2005: “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” – Kanye West
2016: “Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.” – 2005 Kanye about 2016 Kanye
Back in the simpler times of 2015 when some of us were still innocent and naive and didn’t think that a dried-up butt plug dingle could actually become our overlord, Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian took a selfie with Hillary Clinton at a fundraiser given by Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun. But while Kim continued to burp up her support for HRC and Black Lives Matter, Kanye has gone the opposite way. Kanye sharted up a post-election endorsement for Donald Trump and told black people to stop focusing on racism in this country. Hmm… Could it have something to do with the fact that headlines like, “Kanye Shits On Trump And Supports BLM,” wouldn’t get nearly as much attention as headlines like, “Kanye Loves Trump And Wants Black People To Stop Crying About Racism”? No, I’m sure it doesn’t. Kanye is sooooo not a living and breathing clickbait headline who spews out shit just to get his name trending on Twitter. Never!