Quick, the sweet and confused pooch from the Netherlands who is not-so-quick in the brains and spent way too long trying to eat the painted-on bone at the bottom of his water bowl.

Many of us should relate to this video fully and wholly, because aren’t we all just an optimistic yet confused-as-shit dog from the Netherlands who keeps trying to grab something that isn’t there and will never be attainable as a loved one looks on like, “Bitch, just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself.” Silke Caproens filmed her dog Quick wondering for why can’t he wrap his mouth around the delicious-looking bone sitting at the bottom of a water bowl. This video is life.

If my dog watched this and could process what was going on, he’d probably laugh at Quick, and then I’d throw him a “Really?” side-eye since I remember all the times he crashed into a screen door while trying to run outside. And if you’re laughing at Quick too, don’t. Which one of us hasn’t licked the screen whenever Michael Fassbender’s naked scenes come up on the TV after we click on “Shame” during late night channel scrolling? We all have. So we all should feel Quick’s sad and confused pain!

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The Simpsons are famous for their opening couch gags. They’re usually cute and witty! Not in a post-election 2016 world. In this week’s episode, the AV Club reports that the entire family is killed except for Bart. Well, that certainly puts a period at the end of the sentence.

Homer chokes on that pesky uranium rod, Lisa’s head gets bashed in by her saxophone, and Maggie drives herself and Marge off a cliff.

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