I don’t know who is cursing whom at this stage but something funny is going on on the Funny Girl set. The messy production went through hell this year when Beanie Feldstein had a will they-won’t they relationship with the famous play. She finally decided to quit the bitch and give the role to the greatest STAH that’s ever graced the Broadway stage: Lea Michele. Lea took over and immediately turned the ship around, making it a box office smash and getting great reviews. NOTHING will stop her quest from being known as THE one and only Fanny Brice (sorry, Barbra!). Unless it’s a back injury.

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When Leah Remini went from devoted Scientologist to Anti-Scientology Warrior Queen in 2013, she made it clear that one of her missions is to find out what happened to Shelly Miscavige, the wife of Co$ overlord David Miscavige. Shelly hasn’t been seen in public for over 15 years. Scientology, of course, claims that Shelly is fine and chose to live a private life. Leah filed a missing person’s report on Shelly with the LAPD’s Hollywood division right after she quit Scientology, and cops closed the case just hours later. Leah knew then that the captain of the Hollywood division at the time, LAPD veteran Cory Palka, was cuddling up to Scientology, including accepting donations for a police charity. Well, Cory is now under investigation for allegedly helping the fallen ex-head of CBS, Les Moonves, fight sexual assault allegations. So Leah is taking that opportunity to call for the LAPD to also investigate Cory for his alleged shady Scientology dealings. And she’s asking the LAPD to get out of bed with Co$. “Wait, cut ties with Scientology right before the Christmas shopping season?! That’s cold, Leah,” said several LAPD officers, allegedly – Jezebel

Beware All Nannies: Brooklyn Beckham is ready to make babies with his alleged nanny-terrorizing wife Nicola Peltz – Celebitchy

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You don’t become one of the most beloved human beings (citation needed) on the planet without showing at least a little bit of humility, even if it’s unearned. So even though Dolly Parton has released three Christmas albums, four Christmas movies (plus a new special on the way), and wears enough baubles and sparklers, ON A RANDOM TUESDAY IN JUNE, to light the entirety of the Rockefeller Center Christmas extravaganza, when Better Homes & Garden tried to call her “The Queen of Christmas,” a designation that Mariah Carey has sought to legally secure, Dolly told them “Now, don’t you say that!” Dolly knows which side of her biscuit is buttered! And she absolutely wasn’t going to let some whippersnapper drag her to hell with him by pitting her against Mariah in a battle for seasonal supremacy.

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Two days ago, King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla were greeting crowds on a visit to York, when, suddenly, *whoosh* *whoosh* *whoosh* Three eggs were hurled in their direction, and splatted on the ground nearby. The culprit, 23-year-old student/eco-activist Patrick Thelwell managed to yell out,“This country was built on the blood of slaves!” and “Not my king!” before he was wrestled to the ground by bobbies and arrested. After spending 12 hours in a cell, Patrick was released on bail. He is facing a fine of £5,000 and up to six months behind bars.

Now Patrick is speaking about the incident to the media, including The Mirror and Dazed. He reveals that his “amusing” bail conditions include not being allowed within 500 meters of the King (easy) and not being allowed to carry eggs in public… unless he’s coming from the grocery store. Sorry, kids, Uncle Patty can’t run the annual Easter egg hunt this year; he’s banned from carrying eggs in public.

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There have been rumors for a while now that 41-year-old Chris Evans is getting with 25-year-old Portuguese actress Alba Baptista, but now it’s out of the rumor stage and into the confirmed stage. Just a few days ago, People Magazine declared Chris Evans as their Sexiest Man Alive of 2022, and during his SMA interview, he said that he definitely wants to get married and have kids. And what do you know? A “source” (“Why are you all looking at me?!” – Chris Evans’ publicist) tells People that Chris and Alba are not only together, but their hearts and parts are throbbing for each other. And a quick minute after People confirmed that Chris and Alba are together, Page Six posted pics of them holding hands on the pap stroll. So yeah, a middle-aged movie star from Massachusetts hit the pap stroll with his younger girlfriend whose Hollywood career is on the come-up. I swear, if Chris and his family are papped gifting Alba with a cardboard cutout of herself, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas need to call their lawyers immediately. That was their act!

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