Shia LaBeouf Stepped Out In Grecian Goddess Drag On The Set Of Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis”
Well, I guess we know why Francis Ford Coppola‘s partially self-funded passion project Megalopolis’ production budget is so high and why he fired his entire VFX team and his art department walked out en masse citing creative differences. Judging from new photos from the Atlanta set taken this week, Captain Francis is going to need a bigger boat (load of money) if he hopes to land his white whale because there aren’t enough effects, special, practical, or otherwise, to turn Shia LaBeouf into a Greek Goddess that anybody would pay a single red hemitetartemorion to see on the big screen. I’m looking at this shit on a little ole’ computer screen and I’m repulsed. If this is Megalopolis, throw it back. It’s clearly diseased! I’ll take The Meg(alodon) 3, 4, and 5 over this fishy mess any day.
Carole Baskin Claims That Her Ex-Husband Don Lewis Is Alive And Well In Costa Rica, But Local Authorities Say Otherwise
The name Carole Baskin immediately conjures up images of toilet paper shortages and despair since she and her equally insane Tiger King nemesis Joe Exotic will always be recognized as the real stars of the pandemic. And even years later, the story surrounding the disappearance of Carole’s first husband, Don Lewis, remains a mystery. Most people say she turned him into meow mix for her killer cats and kittens, but Carole has maintained her innocence. Late last year, Carole claimed that Don is alive and well in South America, but local authorities have dumped that claim in a kitty litter box.
Rosie O’Donnell Says She’s Lost 10 Pounds Since Christmas
We’re well into the back half of January, which means some people have already failed their food/fitness-related New Year’s resolutions. But not Rosie O’Donnell! According to People, Rosie recently took to TikTok to share that she’s lost 10 pounds since Christmas, and she’s “very happy.” The reason? A combo of diabetes drugs and cutting out Coca-Cola and booze. And before you accuse 60-year-old Rosie of jumping on the Ozempic/Mounjaro/Repatha for weight loss bandwagon, she reveals she actually has type 2 diabetes. How… refreshing?
Open Post: Hosted By The Couple Who Went Viral After Getting Trapped In Their Dogs’ Crates
While it probably didn’t involve the same perilous terror of being trapped inside a whale’s mouth or the EAR-itation of being trapped on the It’s A Small World ride, Stephanie Ferrari and her husband probably soiled their chonies a little when the two of them got into their dogs’ crates and the doors locked behind them, making escape challenging. Lucky for the internet, the fiasco was caught on video from several different angles, and lucky for the couple, they were eventually freed.
Julian Sands Has Been Missing For Nearly A Week After Going Hiking In California Mountains
Yesterday, 2023 continued to make its early bid for the worst year of the 2020s by giving us the horrible news that British actor Julian Sands, who lives in North Hollywood, CA, has been missing since last Friday after he went for a hike in the Mt. Baldy area of Southern California. 65-year-old Julian was reported missing on Friday evening, but officials didn’t announce his identity until yesterday. A separate search is happening for another hiker, 61-year-old Bob Gregory of Hawthorne, CA, who was reported missing on Monday after he went hiking in the San Gabriel Mountains. Over the weekend, search teams had an impossible time looking for the hikers because of storms and threats of an avalanche, so they had to call it off. Even though conditions are still icier and messier than the Snow Miser’s insides, the search continues.
Austin Butler’s Singing Coach Explains Why The Anaheim Native Still Talks Like Elvis Presley
Elvis left the building for the last time way back in 1977 but nobody knew where he went until three years ago when he heard Baz Lurhman was making a biopic about him and crawled up Austin Butler’s ass for one last chance at fame and fortune. And as we heard in Austin’s Golden Globes acceptance speech for Elvis, he’s still posted up in there, pulling Austin’s levers like Ratatouille but from the inside. And I get it. I really do. In the afterlife, once you’ve found a warm, comfy celebrity ass to haunt, why would you waste your good spectral energy floating around drive-by-night Las Vegas wedding chapels waiting for Jennifer Lopez to roll through with one of her exes? It’s simply nonsustainable for a ghost as famous, and let’s be real, as vain, as Elvis. And according to Austin’s voice coach, Elvis may never leave.