Night Crumbs

Over the weekend, Jeremy Renner gave everyone an update on his condition after getting hit by Marvel’s newest villain, Snowcat. Since TMZ reported that the snowcat ran over one of Jeremy’s legs, many had their magnifying glasses over that picture to see if his legs were okay, and yup, both legs are there! But Jeremy did tweet that he broke over 30 bones in his body. He’s now getting treatment and says he’s growing stronger every day. His fellow Avenger Chris Evans tweeted a response, calling Jeremy “one tough motherfucker,” and asked if anyone’s checked on the snowcat. That’s a stupid question, Captain America, because I’m sure Jeremy already shot that snowcat down. And I guess Renner Sauce does a body good – HuffPo
Avatar: The Way of Water has made $2 billion worldwide, making Zoe Saldana the first actor to star in four movies that have made $2 billion each at the box office. The other three movies are the first Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Crossroads, obviously! – Giant Freakin’ Robot
Leslie Knope and April Ludgate reunited during Aubrey Plaza’s Saturday Night Live episode – OMG Blog
Meanwhile, at the Sundance Film Festival, tall drink of Swedish leche and Panty Creamer Hall of Famer Alexander Skarsgard wore a collar with a belt leash, and it was a zillion times sexier than all the Fifty Shades of Shit movies combined – Pajiba
Kiely Williams, creator of 2010’s song of the year and ho shit anthem Spectacular, said that back in her “hoe days,” she hooked up with three out of four members of B2K. Okay, so I guess Kiely is the true playa… pleathe – That Grape Juice
According to Sam Smith, “everyone” thinks Adele and Sam Smith are the same person since they’ve never been seen together and because I guess they’re both sad yodelers, white, and English. And I’m also guessing that by “everyone,” Sam Smith means Sam Smith and Sam Smith alone – SOW
At the memorial service for Lisa Marie Presley yesterday, we learned that she was a grandmother when Riley Keough’s husband, Ben Smith-Petersen, revealed that they have a daughter – Celebitchy
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