Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Crashed Her SUV Into A Popeyes After Her Order Was Missing The Biscuits

February 25, 2023 / Posted by:

When it comes to food orders, I’m pretty forgiving. If a waiter lightly screws up my order, I just smile and pick out the pickles. For someone like me, waiting an extra 15 minutes for a marginally better sandwich is not worth waiting for. However, not everyone is built like me. Especially Belinda Miller, a Georgia woman who mowed down the local Popeye’s restaurant after the server didn’t give her her goddamn hot and flaky biscuits!

According to the police, deputies appeared on the scene of an Augusta Popeye’s after it was reported that an SUV had burst through the entrance of the restaurant. Apparently, the vehicle didn’t accidentally slip on fried chicken grease and careen through the window. This was premeditated sabotage! USA Today tells us the story of Belinda and her beloved buttermilk biscuits.

Just after 7:45 p.m. Saturday, Richmond County sheriff’s deputies responded to the chicken restaurant in Augusta for an accident with injuries. The Popeyes manager told deputies Miller drove her SUV into the east entrance after she became upset that her order did not have any biscuits, according to the incident report.

The manager told authorities Miller’s order was corrected and she received her biscuits prior to the incident, but Miller “was still not happy.”

Prior to the incident, the manager said the woman made several threats to staff, even calling and threatening to drive her car into the building, according to the report.

An employee was almost hit by Belinda’s reckless attempt at revenge for the forgotten biscuit. She continued to ram her car into the fast food store until the car lost the will to participate in her criminal actions. Belinda then made a run for it by driving back home but was caught by the police a short time later. The buttermilk bandit has been charged with aggravated assault and criminal damage to the property. I’d like to know what happened during the time after Belinda arrived home and the police arrested her. Did she get to eat a two-piece chicken combo complete with biscuits in peace?! I dunno what’s going on with Popeye’s, but after the insanity of the Chicken Sandwich Wars and now this, I’m convinced they’re putting something in the recipe!

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