Category: Popeyes

Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Crashed Her SUV Into A Popeyes After Her Order Was Missing The Biscuits

February 25, 2023 / Posted by:

When it comes to food orders, I’m pretty forgiving. If a waiter lightly screws up my order, I just smile and pick out the pickles. For someone like me, waiting an extra 15 minutes for a marginally better sandwich is not worth waiting for. However, not everyone is built like me. Especially Belinda Miller, a Georgia woman who mowed down the local Popeye’s restaurant after the server didn’t give her her goddamn hot and flaky biscuits!

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Ivy Park, Who?! Popeyes Has A Fashion Line Now

January 29, 2020 / Posted by:

When Beyoncé debuted her Ivy Park collection for Adidas, people were looking at it and thinking to themselves, “Hmmm, that color combo is a choice.” Many also thought the collection was really called Popeyes x Ivy Park since Beyonce’s stuff looks like a fancier Popeyes uniform. Well, Popeyes also saw the similarities and are cashing in. You thought they were only getting richer from chicken sandwiches? Time to kick Beyonce out of the fashion business!

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A Man Was Stabbed To Death Over A Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

November 5, 2019 / Posted by:

I knew it was only a matter of time until one of those Popeyes chicken sandwiches led to a death. I just thought it would be from clogged arteries and didn’t think it would get to the place where someone got killed over such chicken fried stupidity. How naive of me, I know. A man has been stabbed dead over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Really people? It’s a $3.99 sandwich! Someone will likely go to jail now! Worth it? Apparently, I’ve heard that sandwich is delicious.

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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Fans Waiting Hours For The Return Of Their Chicken Sandwich

November 4, 2019 / Posted by:

The Popeyes chicken sandwich is back, so the combined blood pressure of the American public is about to skyrocket. Yes I know that the panic setting in over this chicken sandwich across the country was going to hurt America more than it’s political issues, but there can be a sigh of relief. The Sandwich is back! I mean, if you’re willing to wait in a long-ass line, it is.

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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Trolling Tricks With Their Stupid Chicken Sandwich Hack

September 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is still “sold out,” and they could probably put an end to their disciples slobbering on the windows of their restaurants while waiting for it to come back by pulling out the frozen chicken sandwiches they’ve been keeping in storage as they milk this stunt for every last drop. But instead of doing that, they’re continuing to choke the chicken (sandwich) for all its worth, and now they’re fucking with their customers by coming up a dumb hack that I’m sure their employees are loving.

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