Category: Dylan Sprouse

Cole Sprouse Smoking Indoors During His “Call Her Daddy” Interview Gave People “The Ick”

March 9, 2023 / Posted by:

On the newest episode of Call Her Daddy hosted by Alex Cooper (the Joe Rogan Experience for women who manifest), 30-year-old Cole Sprouse, star of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (and, oh yeah, Riverdale), reflected on his career and personal life while polishing off cigarettes like a Vietnam vet recounting the war. After spilling about his mommy issues, being exploited by Disney, and losing his virginity at 14, people had one main takeaway. That Cole gave them “the ick.”

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Dylan Sprouse And James Gunn Accused Jared Leto Of Creepiness On Twitter

May 17, 2018 / Posted by:

A few years ago, Jared Leto joked in an interview with Rolling Stone that there was a very good chance he’s got a random hook-up baby out there somewhere. As it turns out, the metric for Jared’s hook-ups might not be that random. According to Dylan Sprouse, Jared’s got a pretty narrow age group be targets, and it skews pretty young.

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What Would Mr. Moseby Say? Dylan Sprouse’s Naked Body Hits Tumblr

December 16, 2013 / Posted by:

And with that headline, I just admitted that I’ve seen an episode of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody once, but in my defense my little cousins made me watch and I was too stoned at the time to defend myself. Tip: If you’re ever going to watch a rerun of that shit, make sure you’re 5 years old or stoned out of your skull or both!

Dylan Sprouse, one half of the Sprouse Twins who starred in the Disney Channel’s The Suite Life… and Big Daddy, became the latest Disney ho to have his naked body spread all over the Internet. 21-year-old Dylan, who’s now a restaurant host and student at NYU, sent bathroom selfies of his twink ass body to some girl he was sexting with and the girl splattered the pics on Tumblr. Somewhere Joe Jonas is fapping and cackling (fackling?) at the same time.

Dylan could’ve screamed that he was HACKED or reworked Blake Lively’s excuse by saying it’s not him, it’s his twin, but he admitted it was him, said he fucked up and then joked about it on Twitter and Tumblr.

If you really want to know what the kid from Big Daddy looks like all grown up and with a shaved crotch bush, the pictures are after the cut. WARNING: If you’re expecting to see some twink peen, I hate to soften your nipples and dry up your b-hole, but there’s only a hint of shaft. His peen is shy like that. Continue reading

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