This week tech billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg got bored of making the internet a worse place and challenged one another to a cage fight. And while you’d think these two would be too busy running their companies into the ground to take off for this catfight, the only thing that’s supposedly holding up the scrimmage is the height and weight difference between the two rivals.
What do a grizzled old un-cancellable anti-Semitic racist and a 20-year-old TikTok star who dances like a sedated toddler who has to pee have in common? Well, other than the obvious — inexplicable bologna breath — they both apparently worship Donald Trump! Blessedly we don’t always know where Donald Trump is at any given moment anymore like we did before he got evicted from both Twitter and The White House, but over the weekend he was in attendance at a UFC fight in Las Vegas. And Mel Gibson was there to greet him with a hale and hearty salute. Later, during the match, Addison Rae was filmed approaching Donald at his seat and introducing herself saying “I have to say hi, so nice to meet you.” Which, in turn, probably caused Donald’s alleged Mario Kart mushy to greet her with a hale and hearty salute.