Leave it to the French to turn a PG-13 into X-rated filth! THINK OF LE CHILDREN! The tagline on the French poster for Barbie reads, “Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c’est juste Ken,” which apparently translates to “She can do everything. He’s just Ken.” Nothing sucio about that, but “Ken” is French slang for fuck, so it can read, “She can do everything. He just knows how to fuck.” We all know that Ken is a fuckboi, but we thought he was a fuckboi who can’t really fuck since he has no genitals. Unless he’s got a retractable dick like a cat. Or maybe one of Ken’s accessories is a strap-on. I mean, that wouldn’t be totally crazy since he did come with a cock ring once – HuffPo
At the London premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, Tom Cruise didn’t even try, but Rebecca Ferguson made the late Vivienne Westwood proud by looking like a bedraggled Victorian bride ghost – Lainey Gossip
It looks like the delusional apple doesn’t fall far from the delusional tree when it comes to Ramona Singer and her daughter Avery Singer – Pajiba
Paramount+ went on a cancel-spree today and shit-canned Star Trek: Prodigy, The Game, Queen of the Universe (NOOOOOooooOOOOooooooo!), and Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies. I didn’t watch the last one, but I was still hoping to hear that Stockard Channing would replace the teenage actress who plays Rizzo in the next season. And yes, she’d pull it off! – TVLine
QUICK! Someone throw Taylor Sheridan and Tyler Perry into a ring for an ego-off – Celebitchy
If you popped your head into the office of the prosecutors on the Rust case, you might see them running around like headless chickens as the Benny Hill theme song plays. Because the case has gotten messier with prosecutors now charging Rust‘s armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed with evidence tampering – The A.V. Club
Whatever the opposite of “alright alright alright” is, that’s what I’m saying about the news that Matthew McConaughey could’ve possibly starred in The Last of Us instead of Pedro Pascal – Just Jared
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