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Open Post: Hosted By Aubrey Plaza Flipping Off The Jumbotron At A WNBA Game

June 22, 2023 / Posted by:

On Tuesday night, Aubrey Plaza went to a WNBA game to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Minnesota Lynx. At one point, someone stuck a camera in Aubrey’s face and put her on the Jumbotron. But The Huffington Post says Aubrey didn’t appreciate her little cameo. Or maybe she did, and she was feelin’ sassy. Either way, Aubrey flipped off the cameras. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The only bird that should be at a basketball game is a Larry Bird (this joke was brought to you by me Googling to double-check if Larry Bird is a basketball person). Continue reading

Hilaria Baldwin Claims She’s Done Having Children, And Says It’s “Ridiculous” To Be Cruel To Another Person

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.

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The Stepson Of One Of The Billionaire Titan Sub Passengers Went To A Blink-182 Concert

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

The search continues for the Titan, the teeny tiny OceanGate submersible that disappeared while touring the Titanic shipwreck 12,500 feet under the sea. As I’m writing this, the five passengers aboard have approximately 13 hours of oxygen left. It doesn’t look great. If I were one of the passengers’ loved ones, I’d be freaking out. But grief is a funny thing. One person’s “lie in bed scream-sobbing” is another person’s “go to a Blink-182 show”. See: passenger Hamish Harding’s stepson, Brian Szasz.

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Kevin Costner Reportedly Got Into It With A Guest House Tenant Who Got Close With His Estranged Wife

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

More Kevin Costner divorce drama. Last week, we learned Christine Baumgartner was refusing to vacate the couple’s Carpinteria, California mansion, despite the terms of their prenup. Now, the plot thickens… there’s another man (errr, kinda): Costners’ ex-tenant, tech entrepreneur Daniel Starr. According to the Sun, Daniel rented the guest house on Kevin and Christine’s estate. A source claims Christine and Daniel “hung out a lot” while Kevin was away filming, but in the winter, they had a “fallout.” When Kevin got wind of it, he “hit the roof.” Lawyers eventually got involved, and Daniel was forced to move out in March. Did Christine and Daniel’s relationship get romantic? Does this drama have anything to do with the divorce? And, I couldn’t help but wonder… can men and women really be “just friends”?? Wait, of course; they can! Sorry, I was briefly possessed by the spirit of Carrie Bradshaw. Continue reading

The Man Who Threw His Phone At Bebe Rexha’s Face Says He Thought It Would Be “Funny”

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

On Sunday night, Bebe Rexha was performing a sold-out concert in New York when a “fan” chucked his phone at her face. Poor Bebe collapsed, and crew members rushed onstage to escort her to safety. The 33-year-old singer needed three stitches to close the wound above her eye. Yesterday, she posted a selfie of her injury, with the caption, “Im good”. The (alleged) assailant has been identified as 27-year-old Nicholas Malvagna from New Jersey. According to Rolling Stone (via Uproxx), he told police that he purposely threw his phone cuz “he thought it would be funny.” Continue reading

Rebel Wilson Talked About Dieting And Claims You Don’t Need To Eat As Many Calories As You Think

June 16, 2023 / Posted by:

As we all know, Rebel Wilson has lost weight. About 80 pounds in three years. In that time, she’s also gained a fiancée, Ramona Agruma, a baby daughter, Royce Lillian, a loungewear fashion brand, and a new dating app called Fluid (its whole thing is not labeling users’ sexuality). Last night, Rebel officially launched the app at an event in Beverly Hills and invited The Daily Mail to promote that shit. But, soon, the conversation shifted to how Rebel “maintains her incredible figure.” Turns out, Rebel eats better, exercises, and went to a super-fancy detox program in Austria that taught her the human body only needs 600 calories a day. Riiiight. Continue reading

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