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“Good Morning America” Producers Took T.J. Holmes And Amy Robach Off The Air Because Their Relationship Is A “Distraction”

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been a busy week for Good Morning America‘s T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach. First, the co-hosts were papped “getting cozy” on a horny getaway. Then, sources confirmed they were having an affair and had left their spouses for each other. After this scandalous revelation, T.J. and Amy returned to GMA and acted like everything was normal. Apparently, they weren’t ashamed. After all, if two consenting adults fall in love and there isn’t a power imbalance, then what’s the big ⁠— wait, this isn’t T.J.’s first affair? Whoops! Over the weekend, sources claimed T.J. had a 3-year affair with married GMA producer Natasha Singh. Insert that Marie Kondo “I love mess” gif. But guess who doesn’t love mess? The suits at ABC. This morning, 45-year-old T.J. and 49-year-old Amy were M.I.A. for GMA’s third hour. The replacement hosts, Stephanie Ramos and Gio Benitez, cheerfully explained that the cheaters had “the day off.” But insiders tell TMZ that ABC executives pulled T.J. and Amy off the air because their relationship is a “distraction.” Booo! Bring back the adulterers I’d never heard of before last week!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Mom Who Saved Her Daughter From A Raccoon Attack

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

I live in Toronto, where raccoons outnumber people 5 to 1* (a la New Zealanders and sheep), and so far, I haven’t had any negative experiences. Most of the raccoons are just cute lil’ garbage-eatin’ bumblers. But this isn’t always the case. See: the MacNamara family’s recent fight for their lives in Ashford, Connecticut. People reports that last Friday morning, 5-year-old Rylee was standing on her front porch when a raging raccoon randomly attacked her leg. Rylee screamed for help, and her mother, Logan Kelsey MacNamara, ran outside to save the day. Logan pulled the critter off Rylee’s leg, pushed her inside, and flung the vicious raccoon onto the lawn. After Logan got back inside her house, the raccoon picked himself off the grass and continued on his merry way. Another day, another terrorized family!

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Lake Bell Joked That She’s A Much Better Mother When She’s Stoned

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

People reports that Lake Bell (not to be confused with Sea Chime or Ocean Gong) has written and directed a short film/commercial to promote Cann cannabis drinks. The campaign debuted at the company’s premiere party on Wednesday, and Lake took part in a panel about normalizing weed. During the chat, Lake claimed that she “can’t get through the holidays without” marijuana and says that she’s “a better parent” when she’s stoned. CoCo just breathed a big-bootied sigh of relief. Today, the mommy shamers have a new target.

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Mel B Says That James Corden Isn’t Very Nice

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

James Corden is an asshole. You know it, I know it, the waitstaff at Balthazar knows it. And now Mel B has joined the growing list of Corden-haters. The Wrap reports that, during an appearance on the British chat show The Big Narstie Show, Mel was asked, “Who is the biggest dickhead celebrity you have ever met?” While most celebs would plead the fifth, Scary Spice has never been one to bite her (pierced) tongue. And she didn’t just give us a name. She gave up names. Plural. Mel answered, “So, there’s a few. James Corden, Geri Halliwell, Jessie J, and me.” James? Duh. Geri? Makes sense; there’s old Spice Girl beef. Jessie J? These two also have history. Mel once called her the most overrated” pop singer. Finally, Mel B listing herself: a stroke of genius. Softens the blow, makes her seem self-aware and willing to poke fun at herself. All in all, a perfect, shady answer to a perfect, shady question. Continue reading

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Jennifer Hudson And Common Might Be A Thing

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Jennifer Hudson and Common might be a thing. A romantic thing. According to The Daily Mail, the pair were papped together on Sunday, when Common picked J.Hud up after filming her talk show in Burbank. They were seen getting into his car together and driving away. Now, there’s no guarantee these two were headed to a wedding chapel or a sex bed, because, apparently, they’ve been friends for years (see: the header pic from waaay back in 2014). But I’m gonna guess they are seeing each other, cuz if there’s one thing Common loves, it’s a famous girlfriend (Erykah Badu, Taraji P. Henson, Serena Williams, Angela Rye, and Tiffany Haddish).

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Lindsay Lohan And Pepsi Are Trying To Make Pepsi Milk Happen

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

And now for something completely disgusting. Lindsay Lohan stars in two new Christmas-themed ads for Pepsi. So far, not gross. I, for one, welcome the Lohanaissance. No, what’s absolutely fucking repulsive is what happens in these commercials. Both Santa Claus and Lilo mix Pepsi with milk and try to convince us it’s delicious! They’re calling it “Pilk”, and, in each commercial, Lindsay utters this perverted line: “That is one dirty soda!” I’ve never been more offended in my entire life.

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