Archives: March 2023
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After a jury sided with Team Goopy in Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial, one juror piped up to give her reason why she thought Terry Sanderson was the one at fault. Juror No. 11 said that she went back and forth during the trial but eventually decided that Goopy didn’t have a reason to lie. And yes, her reason had to do with Goopy being famous. The juror said, “She’s always in the spotlight so she always has to be honest.” HAHAHAHA! That juror definitely doesn’t go here (aka the internet). Now that Juror No. 11 has said that Goopy could never be deceptive, I’m sure that Goopy herself is going to slide up and try to sell the juror a bridge butt ozone therapy sessions, useless healing stickers, overpriced coochie eggs, extra-virgin cold-pressed organic snake oil, etc., etc… – Just Jared
Here are all the looks from last night’s GLAAD Media Awards, and the soundtrack to this post is the sound of Christina Aguilera’s chichis screaming for mercy as her sequined vampire gown squeezes the life out of ’em – Tom + Lorenzo
A Serial Dutch Sperm Donor, Who Fathered 550 Children, Has Been Sued For Creating An Incest Risk
Jonathan Jacob Meijier is a 41-year-old musician/YouTuber originally from The Hague in the Netherlands. Now based in Kenya, Jonathan’s videos show him traveling the world, lecturing his 4,590 followers about the evils of woke media, the power of mountain crystals, and how overpopulation is a myth. Turns out, Jonathan is so concerned with “horribly low birth rates”, that he’s taken it upon himself to re-populate the Earth. He’s a serial sperm donor and has fathered at least 550 children around the world. Unfortunately for Jonathan, people have finally caught on to his little scheme. Vice reports that his ass is getting sued.
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Were Both Seen Without Their Wedding Ring On But He Denies There’s Trouble In Their Marriage
When we last wrote about Britney Spears, she slapped down the rumors that her team was planning to stage an intervention over her allegedly spiraling into a mental health emergency situation. But Brit Brit said that wasn’t true, and her husband of ten months, Sam Asghari, also denied the reports. Well, Sam’s back in denial mode again. The Daily Mail says that on Tuesday, Britney was spotted flying off to Hawaii with her manager Cade Hudson and without her husband Sam Asghari, or her wedding band on. Sam also ditched his wedding band while he was out and about yesterday. So is this a relaxing Hawaiian getaway to rest up from all that hallway twirling she’s always doing, or could this be the start of a Forgetting Sam Asghari breakup story? According to Sam, it’s the first one.
Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Clarkson Covering “abcdefu” And Changing The Lyrics To Reference Her Divorce From Brandon Blackstock
Kelly Clarkson endured a long, sloppy divorce from her weaselly squatter of an ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock. And since she had to pay him millions to finally Walk Away, she’s using A Moment Like This to express her anger through song! During the “Kellyoke” segment of The Kelly Clarkson Show, Kelly covered the song “abcdefu” by Gayle but added her own petty twist to it by referencing her relationship with her ex-manager/ex-husband, Brandon.
Pete Davidson Says He Felt Like A “Loser” Whenever His “Saturday Night Live” Co-Stars Made Fun Of His Love Life
Pete Davidson has been with a loottttt of ladies over the past few years, a fact that has gotten him scrutinized by many folks. Probably because they’re wondering how such a pale, goofy-looking guy can snag such hot pieces of ass like British cougar Kate Beckinsale and stunted chanteuse Ariana Grande, who informed us long ago, we should refer to him as Pistol Packin’ Pete (even though he slapped those rumors down shortly afterward). But regardless of whatever the allure is with Pete, he admits that while on Saturday Night Live, whenever his co-workers made fun of his love life, he always felt like the biggest loser ever.
“The Bachelor” Creator Mike Fleiss Left The Series After A Racial Discrimination Investigation Into Him
We all know The Bachelor, but you may not know the creator of the show Mike Fleiss unless you read Dlisted and remember that time his wife got a restraining order against him and accused him of assault but later reunited with him. Mess. But mess seems to follow Mike, as he revealed this week that he would be leaving The Bachelor after 21 years. He made the exit sound chipper and amicable but it sounds like the opposite is true. It turns out there was a racial discrimination investigation into Mike, and the result was: Mike Begone!