Birthday Sluts

Open Post: Hosted By Ralphie The Demon Dog’s Happy Ending

When we last checked in with Ralphie the “demon dog” of Niagara, he had bullied his adopted home so much that the boy got put into reform school. Don’t let the adorable face fool you. Ralphie is a certified “whole jerk-not even half.” Well, he WAS a whole jerk. After spending time in the big house, Ralphie has cleaned up his act! Not only that, but he’s also found his forever home!

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Jane Fonda Says That Jennifer Lopez Still Hasn’t Apologized To Her For Accidentally Cutting Her Eyebrow While Filming “Monster-In-Law”

Back in 2005, the criticality-watched film Monster-in-Law blessed the movie-going public by putting two titans of acting on the same screen: Jane Fonda and Elaine Stritch. However, they were only in like two scenes together. The rest of the time, you were subjected to Anaconda’s Jennifer Lopez. If you thought sitting through a JLo joint for $12.50 (adjusted for inflation) was a struggle, at least you didn’t get a diamond-encrusted slap in the face for your troubles! According to Jane, during the famous slap scene, Jenny was being a little too real and ended up giving her a cut on her million-dollar face. Worse yet, the Superbowl singer never apologized for it!

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Raquel Leviss Of “Vanderpump Rules” Says She’s Dropping Her Restraining Order Against Scheana Shay

Yesterday, Bravo executives led by Andy Cohen definitely did the “We’re In The Money” shuffle while going into the studio to tape the 10th season finale of Vanderpump Rules. Obviously, the reunion will be a Scandoval showdown where Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss will answer for their sins after their months-long affair behind the back of their fellow castmate and Tom’s girlfriend, Ariana Madix. The reunion was taped yesterday, and the producers were definitely popping bottle after bottle during filming because the reunion reportedly brought an almost physical fight and a legal stunt involving Scheana Shay. If Lisa Vanderpump really did pay Raquel Leviss to have this affair for ratings, then Lisa is the new Suze Orman since she made a wise business investment.

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Night Crumbs

Laura Jeanne Poon has pulled that old-fashioned “sweep divorce news under the rug by releasing it on a Friday” PR move. Reese Witherspoon and her husband, Jim Toth, announced today that they’ve made the “difficult decision to divorce” after almost 12 years of marriage (their 12th wedding anniversary is on Sunday). Reese and Jim went on to say that they’re focused on co-parenting their 10-year-old son Tennesse James Toth, and sources add that there’s no drama behind the split. Well, I’m definitely pouring one out for the end of this marriage because if it wasn’t for Reese and Jim’s union, we would never have her iconically messy “This is BEYOND” arrest videos – People

I guess Robert Downey, Jr. got bored with sipping liquid gold while lounging on an Hermès floatie in a pool filled with his Iron Man money because he will produce and possibly star in a reboot of Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo. Obviously, RDJ doesn’t know Vertigo that well, because he didn’t get the movie’s message about the dangers of recreating the past! But I see that RDJ is sick of playing the superhero all the time and wants to be the villain for once by butchering a masterpiece – Variety

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