Archives: March 2023
Night Crumbs
While hawking the Dungeons & Dragons movie on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Hugh Grant complained about how nowadays actors no longer fall in love and have sex with each other while filming a movie together. So I guess Hugh Grant is the only living being on earth who didn’t hear about the Don’t Worry Darling drama. Hugh weirdly thinks that the reason why co-star humping has gone extinct is because of cell phones. Hugh said, “All of that stopped because of telephones. Everyone goes home and looks at Twitter. It’s so sad.” Um, more like all of Hugh’s co-stars go off to do each other but tell him they’re going home to look at Twitter. And we get it, Hugh, you’re just mad because one of the dragons didn’t want to fuck you – Insider
Is a double dose of Rachel Weisz enough to get you to watch Amazon’s Dead Ringers series that doesn’t involve David Cronenberg at all? That IS the question – Pajiba
Jennifer Aniston Roasted Adam Sandler For Showing Up To The “Murder Mystery 2” Premiere In A Sweatshirt
Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have reunited to star Netflix’s Murder Mystery 2, a sequel to 2019’s Murder Mystery [1]. Last night, both showed up to the premiere in L.A. Jennifer wore a silver sequin and beaded sheer minidress from Atelier Versace’s 2023 spring collection and looks like she spent hours in hair makeup. Adam wore a Knicks sweatshirt and looked like he had just rolled out of bed. Oh, to be a man who doesn’t give a fuck. 54-year-old Jennifer was chatting with Entertainment Tonight when she first spotted 56-year-old Adam on the red carpet, and she joke-screamed, “What the HELL are you doing? I’m not standing next to him!” But, as you can see by the header pic, she eventually did. Because Jennifer Aniston is WHAT? A professional.
During Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ski Accident Trial, Her Team Deployed Visual Aids And Her Daughter Recalled Her Getting A Massage After The Crash
As day 6,506 seven of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski accident trial continues to snowplow its way towards justice, and hopefully, hot toddies all around, no expense has been spared on either side. In the life-or-ego-death battle to determine which rich white person ran into the other on that fateful day in 2016, in which Gwyneth alleges she lost a half day of skiing and her accuser, Terry Sanderson, alleges he lost half of his mind, we’ve watched as a parade of expert witnesses racked up the billable hours to so far prove that something abominable happened on the mountain that day.
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” Is Probably Ending After Season 12
Curb your disappointment cause season 12 of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm might be its last season! Without Larry David, who’s going to tell us what to find annoying??? The rumor comes from a now-deleted tweet by one of the show’s writers and producers, Jon Hayman, who shared a picture of himself with Larry and executive producer Jeff Schaffer with the caption, “Maybe you love the show. Maybe you hate the show. Maybe you don’t give a shit. In any event, shooting the last scene of the last episode of the final season.” You’d think someone who wrote for Curb Your Enthusiasm would know deleting a tweet is the greatest social transgression of all.
Jeremy Renner Gave His First Interview Since His Snow Plow Accident
On New Year’s Day, Jeremy Renner was nearly killed after being run over by a large snow plow. The 52-year-old was airlifted to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery for blunt chest trauma. Since his near-death experience, Hawkeye’s been giving us sporadic updates on his recovery; a hospital bed selfie here, an Instagram Story of his rehabilitation exercises there. Now, Variety reports that Jeremy is sitting down with Diane Sawyer for his first TV interview since the incident. The ABC News special, which will air April 6, is titled Jeremy Renner: The Diane Sawyer Interview – A Story of Terror, Survival and Triumph. Boy, that’s a mouthful (is what Diane Sawyer said while trying to secure this interview)!
Open Post: Hosting By Lionel Ritchie Admitting He Can No Longer Go “All Night Long”
One of the most popular songs of the 1980s, Lionel Ritchie‘s ambitious song about partying into the wee hours of the morning All Night Long, officially turns the big 4-0 this year. And though the song is still played at cookouts and wedding receptions, fueling nostalgic drunkenness for all in attendance, Lionel recently made a claim about a different all-nighter he can no longer perform. As someone who’s in bed by 10:30pm, I would have to say Lionel is not the only one whose dances (or doing anything else) ’til daylight days are done.