Category: Sperminator

A Serial Dutch Sperm Donor, Who Fathered 550 Children, Has Been Sued For Creating An Incest Risk

March 31, 2023 / Posted by:

Jonathan Jacob Meijier is a 41-year-old musician/YouTuber originally from The Hague in the Netherlands. Now based in Kenya, Jonathan’s videos show him traveling the world, lecturing his 4,590 followers about the evils of woke media, the power of mountain crystals, and how overpopulation is a myth. Turns out, Jonathan is so concerned with “horribly low birth rates”, that he’s taken it upon himself to re-populate the Earth. He’s a serial sperm donor and has fathered at least 550 children around the world. Unfortunately for Jonathan, people have finally caught on to his little scheme. Vice reports that his ass is getting sued.

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Serial Inseminator Ari Nagel Would Like You To Meet His Sperm

October 25, 2017 / Posted by:

When you find your life’s calling, it’s a beautiful thing. Once, a young Louis Pasteur was eating his morning yogurt and decided to become a scientist. An adolescent Henry Miller woke up from a wet dream and thought to himself, “I got to write this shit down!”. And one fine morning, Ari Nagel, the self proclaimed “sperminator” who has fathered 29 children over the past 13 years, woke up and thought to himself “the world needs my jizz!” and a manifesto and movement was born!

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