Archives: March 2023
Jonathan Majors’ Attorney Releases Text Messages From His Alleged Victim To Try To Prove His Innocence
A quick second after the internet got another potent dose of This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things when Jonathan Majors was arrested for allegedly attacking his girlfriend in NYC, his lawyer, Priya Chaudhry, pulled a Johnny Depp by claiming Jonathan is the only victim in all this. Priya Chaudhry claims they have video footage that will clear his name and that the alleged victim took back her allegations. If you’re looking for the supposed video footage that will prove his innocence, then you’ll only find crickets and mothballs out there because that footage hasn’t been released. But Priya Chaudhry did release text messages to Jonathan from his girlfriend on the day of his arrest. And well, I don’t know if it’s the smoking gun that Jonathan’s team thinks it is. It’s more like one of those prank water guns that backfires and squirts water onto your face when you pull the plastic trigger. Because I don’t think these texts are helping his case.
Lana Del Rey Is Reportedly Engaged
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? And, more importantly, did you know that sources tell Billboard Lana Del Rey is engaged? Well? Didja? I didn’t! But good for her. Last we heard, Lana was dating musician Jack Donoghue, and fans speculated that the flowers she received on Valentine’s Day were from him. But, apparently, Lana’s fiancé is a whole new guy: it’s Evan Winiker, a managing partner at the talent agency, Range Media. Phew! He’s not a cop!
Priyanka Chopra Jonas Explains The Real Reason Why She Left Bollywood
Before Priyanka Chopra Jonas starred in the show Quantico, married Nick Jonas, and made a baby via surrogate with him, she was, of course, a huge Bollywood star and one of the highest-paid actresses. And unfortunately, she didn’t leave Bollywood without a few scandals and skeletons in her abandoned closets. It’s been rumored that Priyanka was pushed out of Bollywood by Indian film producer Gauri Khan after Priyanka allegedly had an affair with Gauri’s husband, the King of Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan. Priyanka was also in a feud with Bollywood filmmaker Karan Johar, and it’s been claimed that Karan drove Priyanka out of Bollywood. So because of all that, it’s unsurprising that she’s blaming “beef with people” on why she left Bollywood for Hollywood.
Brooklyn Beckham’s Cooking Has Come Under Fire Again For Putting A Wine Cork In His Bolognese
Ok, everybody simmer down. Brooklyn Beckham’s getting roasted again for his “questionable culinary skills” after he posted a picture of himself in the kitchen holding a puppy in a sling while stirring a pot of what looks like high end dog food with a wine cork floating in it but which I’ve been assured by The Daily Mail is supposed to be Bolognese sauce. But really, what harm has he done? He’s just a 24-year-old kid making himself a pot of sketti as an excuse to open what is probably a $600 bottle of Merlot on a Wednesday afternoon. Lord knows he’s not cooking for anybody but himself and the puppy. You think his wife Nicola Peltz Beckham would deign to put anything that comes out of that kitchen in her mouth? Ha! Let my boy enjoy his hairy sketti in peace!
Jennifer Aniston Believes The Young People Of Today Find “Friends” Offensive
It doesn’t take much to piss people off these days because most of us are just one offense away from flipping tables and screaming, “This is an OUTRAGE!” Perhaps it all stems from how free and inappropriate society was in the 1990s, and you really need to look no further than iconic Living Single ripoff Friends for more context. Many of its jokes and situations would never fly today, and one of its stars, Jennifer Aniston, realizes this years after the series finale. In fact, she believes that comedy, in general, has taken a huge hit from the youth who cringe every time the Friends theme song comes on because they believe the entire series to be highly offensive.
Levi’s Responds After Getting Shit For Its Plan To Use AI Models To Increase Diversity
Artificial Intelligence is the next unregulated industry for the tech bros to destroy humanity with. They already did the damn thing with social media, but now it’s time to insert dee fakes, holograms, AI content creation, and a whole manner of other bullshit into the mix! And one company excited to do this–but in a “woke” way–is Levi’s, who announced plans to use more AI content to diversify their jeans models. And now they’ve also quickly clarified that they will still be hiring actual real-life ethnic people, too!–Not just the fake ones.