Eff the Great Pumpkin, nothing says “Happy Halloween!” like Marilyn Manson’s face on a dildo! UpRoxx reports that the sad clown of nu-metal unveiled some new Marilyn Manson-branded swag on Instagram yesterday. In addition to stencils for putting Marilyn’s insignia on your jack-o-lanterns, you can also get a fake dick bearing his face for each of your favorite orifices! As his hashtag says, #dickortreat!
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This is probably not the best item to hand out to the kiddies who come to your door on All Hallows Eve. You should probably stick with fun size Snickers or toothbrushes (I’m kidding about the toothbrushes, everyone hated that family). It’s not because it’s that perverted. It’s more like Marilyn Manson ceased being edgy a long time ago and the 7-year-olds in Slenderman costumes are just going to see it and go “meh” and probably toss it in the gutter. And then we’ll have a build-up of Marilyn Manson dickheads blocking sewer grates and it will flood during the next storm and FEMA will have to be called. And Marilyn will become relevant again. No one wants that.
If Pixar’s Inside Out took place in Marilyn Manson’s mind, one might guess his five emotions would be sad, depressed, melancholy, horniness, and boredom. Go ahead and replace one of those (boredom?) with insecure, and then promote it to the top spot on the list. Last night during a show in Huntington, NY, Pitchfork says that Marilyn had a bit of a meltdown on stage after the audience failed to tell him how much they loved him.
Marilyn Manson has been going through it with his relationship with Justin Bieber. First Marilyn Manson tore up the Tiger Beat spread of Justin Bieber on his wall after they fought over a MM t-shirt Justin wore. Then Marilyn carefully taped the Tiger Beat spread back together and put it back on his wall after Justin texted him to say sorry for the t-shirt. Well, just when you thought that their stupid tiff was dead and buried, MM has once again taken the Tiger Beat spread down and burned it in a tiny pentagram he drew on his bathroom floor with lipstick. In a recent interview, MM let it be known that he hates Justin again.
Last month, giant fake guns had a go at Marilyn Manson and tried to take him out, and he’s finally speaking out about the incident. And no, it wasn’t just, “Ouch, Charlie! That really hurts.” Continue reading
Before 90s remnant Marilyn Manson got flattened by a giant stage prop during his NYC show Friday night (his injuries are still unknown, by the way), he talked to Rolling Stone (via Page Six) and the subject of drugs popped up (there’s a surprise) and he revealed that he’s smoked human bones before. Does that even get you high? Apparently, it does and you’re visited by your demons. In Marilyn’s case, I’m guessing his would be re-runs of the days Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood packed their shit and bounced, and those big guns that fell on him last week. Continue reading
Probably not as cool as being punched in the face at a Canadian Denny’s but still, it was some giant fake guns. There’s symbolism there that I would totally translate for you if I had finished high school. Marilyn Manson was performing at NYC’s Hammersmith Ballroom on Friday night when two big guns fell on him. Is one of Marilyn’s cocaine wranglers actually an NRA sleeper agent? Continue reading