Category: Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Thought “By The Sea” Would Be Great For Her And Brad Pitt

December 5, 2017 / Posted by:

In my head, Angelina Jolie and Madonna have always had some privileged white lady beef with one another. Y’know, racing one another to see who could raise the biggest child army to take over the world (or, at the very least, a corner booth at the local IHOP). So I always assumed Angelina did that disaster of a film, By The Sea, with Brad Pitt because her ass was chapped over Madge being the reigning queen of relationship torpedoes-on-film with Swept Away. But apparently she just thought it was going to be a good thing for her own relationship. Continue reading


Kate Hudson Denied The Rumor That She Dated Brad Pitt

November 8, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m kind of surprised by how much Kate Hudson appears to enjoy going on Watch What Happens Live since she’s been tied to just about every A-List D in Hollywood, which Andy Cohen is sure to ask about after the second Fresca and tequila. But the cocktails are free, so maybe she focuses on that and just tells herself there can’t be that many people staying up until 11 to watch – especially when it comes to being confronted with news she took Angelina Jolie’s sloppy seconds with Brad Pitt! Continue reading

St. Angie Is Here To Say That She’s A Phoenix Rising From The Ashes

September 13, 2017 / Posted by:

I like to imagine happier times, when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were ruling the box office and they probably spent their evenings sipping rare French wine watching their joint checking account balance whirl up and up and up like that National Debt Clock that spooks shit out of half of Manhattan. Now that they’re separated, St. Angie has recognized she needs to work a room and hawk her artsy-fartsy shit as well as commercial stuff so she can keep the Child Army in the palaces they’ve all grown accustomed!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She’s Bad At Romance

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

When I free associate on the name Gwyneth Paltrow these are the first things that pop into my mind: Vaginas, dietary restrictions, Brad Pitt, aggressively Caucasian, talks weird, head in a box. Gwyneth recently appeared on Sophia Amoruso’s Girlboss podcast (via Page Six), and she managed to reaffirm most of them in a single interview! But the big take away is that Gwyneth revealed she is romantically challenged, and once again admits she was to blame for things not working out with Brad.

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