Category: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt Regrets The Way He Handled His Break-Up With Jennifer Aniston

February 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Make the most of your regrets; never smother your sorrow, but tend and cherish it till it comes to have a separate and integral interest. To regret deeply is to live afresh.

– Henry David Thoreau. Or maybe Justin Theroux. I don’t know, what do I look like, a fucking nerd!?

Either way, they are words to live by for William Bradley Pitt. Brad probably has so many regrets he would sign on to do Cool World 2, at scale, for the chance to live afresh. And this year seems to be his year of reckoning for all the mistakes he’s made since a certain Long Tall Sally made his dick drip.

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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Are Back On – But Just As Friends

February 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Poor tabloid interns across America are in for a doozy today. Not only do they have to fetch coffee and find a new angle to write a story about Bat Boy, but now they have to mop up the chairs of the editors who collectively wet themselves over the news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are getting closer – as friends. That opened up a decade’s worth of stories and reason to splurge on that new beach house! Continue reading

Jennifer Aniston “Debated” Asking Brad Pitt To Her 50th Birthday Party

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The celebrity tabloid industry can continue their celebratory orgy for the gift of Brad Pitt attending Jennifer Aniston‘s 50th birthday bonanza, as People is reporting a hot new update all about her will-she/won’t-she internal struggle of inviting her ex-husband to the big day. Is it that serious? No, but there’s a source who is really shilling it to you.

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Brad Pitt Was Spotted At Jennifer Aniston’s 50th Birthday Party

February 10, 2019 / Posted by:

People reports that Brad Pitt was spotted at his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’s celebrity-infested 50th birthday party at LA’s Sunset Tower Hotel yesterday. And just like that, the production costs for most supermarket tabloids have been taken care of into the next decade or so! Hell, if Jeff Bezos doesn’t destroy the industry, a couple of new ones might pop up on the strength of “Brad and Jenn Back Together!”

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The First Official Look At Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” Is Out

January 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair has given us the first look at Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Manson-era L.A ,epic “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”including this pic of Leonardo DiCaprio trying to shake his ass in character on a 60s’ variety show. Can this be the poster? He obviously got this part due to QT seeing his sexymoves at Coachella that one time.

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More About That “Charlize Theron And Brad Pitt Are A Thing” Thing

January 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Ain’t nobody got time to air side pieces during a normal divorce proceeding because that just screams, “Discretionary cash! Gimme half!

There were tabloid murmurs that Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron were casually doing it after meeting on the set of a shoot for Breitling watches (see: above) six months ago. But some people took that with a grain of salt since Brad is friends with Charlize’s ex, Sean Penn. Brad seems lucid enough these days to know so much as a sneeze in front of Sean can set him off, so I’d imagine he’d steer clear of boinking the lady Sean used to be boinking. Alas, we’re now at an impasse: some people say they’re definitely NOT a thing while others say they definitely ARE – but don’t want to make a deal out of it until he and Angelina Jolie are no longer legally bound.

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