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Matthew McConaughey Is Once Again Talking About Running For Governor Of Texas

March 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Q: HASN’T TEXAS SUFFERED ENOUGH?!!?!

A: I guess fucking not!

Matthew McConaughey (seen above in David Koresh cosplay) has laid down a threat to Texas by saying that the thought of running for the governor of his home state is brewing in his brain. So yeah, it looks like Matthew is still smoking the weed strain that causes him to have strange hallucinations, like the image of him as governor opening a State of the State Undress Address with a naked bongo performance.

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