Category: White Michelle Williams

Michelle Williams Has Given Birth To Her Second Child

June 18, 2020 / Posted by:

I hope Michelle Williams – the Destiny’s Child one – has plenty of throat-soothing lozenges close by today. Because I’ve got a feeling her vocal cords are going to be worn the hell out after her 86th phone call explaining that no, she didn’t just have a baby. We’re talking about Michelle Williams, the Dawson’s Creek one. Us Weekly is saying that she has finally given birth to the baby she made with her husband (and partner in gossipy relationship timeline drama) Thomas Kail.

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Michelle Williams And Thomas Kail Got Secret Married

March 23, 2020 / Posted by:

In #theseuncertaintimes, it’s so important to take a moment to appreciate those among us who are providing essential services. Today, doctors, nurses, public works employees, grocery clerks, truckers, farm workers and Hollywood publicists are all working overtime to meet our most basic needs. White Michelle Williams’ publicist would probably like to take a break, but they put the Greater Good over their own personal needs, and put on their best “source” voice to call Us Weekly to confirm that Michelle and her fiancé Thomas Kail were secretly married. And for that, I am thankful.

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Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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Michelle Williams And Thomas Kail Might Get Married Before Their Baby Is Born

January 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Michelle Williams hit the red carpet of the Golden Globes last Sunday with her new fiancé and father to her second child, director Thomas Kail. Michelle wore a custom-made dress from Louis Vuitton. And I know celebrities don’t often wear the same thing twice, but Michelle might have a reason to pull out her custom-made designer maternity gown again, and that would be her possible upcoming wedding to Thomas.

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Page Six Gave People Magazine Some Side-Eye For Their Coverage Of Michelle Williams’ Engagement and Pregnancy

January 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Next to White Diamonds, Whiff of Scandal is my absolute favorite scent. And it’s a scent Page Six is accusing People Magazine of purposefully omitting from their coverage of White Michelle Williams’ pregnancy and recent engagement to Hamilton director Thomas Kail. Of course our own Allison made sure to squirt you right in the face with Eau De Escándalo the second you walked through the door in her coverage, so you already know that what People failed to mention is that Michelle and Thomas were both married to other people when they met on the set of Fosse/Verdon. While no one could ever accuse us of being in the pocket of Big Publicity, Page Six claims that People probably left out the good parts in exchange for those museum quality 8 x 12 glossy photos of Michelle, Thomas, and Michelle’s engagement ring, strolling hand in hand in finger on the streets of New York City.

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