Category: Tom Cruise
Elisabeth Moss Reacts To The Rumor That She Was Engaged To Fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise
Unlike some of her peers, Elisabeth Moss has always remained pretty tight lipped and vaguely bullshitty about her role as a lifelong Scientologist. Her most aggressive public stand was when she walked out of the room after Leah Remini won a Television Critics Award for the Scientology takedown docu-series Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath. Recently, Elisabeth’s been out there promoting her new movie, The Invisible Man, a role originally intended for Johnny Depp. While on Watch What Happens Live, a caller asked about the rumors she was engaged to Scientology Messiah, Tom Cruise. Continue reading
“Mission: Impossible VII” Had To Shut Down Production In Venice Because Of Coronavirus
Well coronavirus strikes again! I mean, it hasn’t really stopped striking since we first heard about the outbreak of another SARS-like infectious disease which was killing hundreds of people. 2020 is still on track to suck. Now, a swell in cases in Venice, Italy has shut down production on the seventh Mission: Impossible movie. Since Tom Cruise is the size of a baby, his immune system can’t handle this! But seriously, you’d think Tom would be able to use his Scientology powers to destroy the virus for once and for all.
Tom Cruise Crashed Kate Hudson’s Party By Climbing An 8-Foot Gate
Kate Hudson and her brother Oliver Hudson now have a podcast because why shouldn’t rich and famous people be able to make more money by talking about their fabulous lives? On their show, Sibling Revelry, they talk all about their relationship as two famous siblings of famous parents. Relatable. They spoke on Ellen about some of the wild parties they threw at Goldie Hawn‘s place when they were younger–and one of them involved Tom Cruise fully scaling a wall.
Justin Bieber Really Thinks He Could Beat Tom Cruise In A Fight
The Carpool Karaoke starring Justin Bieber, which exposed James Corden as a fraudulent driver, finally aired. And in it, Justin doubled down on the ridiculous UFC challenge he talked about last year. Justin challenged King of Scientology, Tom Cruise, to a physical fight. It’s like Henery Hawk v. Henery Hawk (with alien powers) Well, Justin still thinks he can beat Tommy Cruise in a fight. Not on this Christian Earth!
Open Post: Hosted By The New “Top Gun: Maverick” Recruits
As if we needed more proof that Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up is anything more than a very expensive video of Tom Cruise fapping into the wind, the film’s director, Joseph Kosinski, was interviewed for Entertainment Weekly and detailed the staggering lengths the production went to in order to make Tom feel good about himself. EW also revealed some new sepia toned cast photos which I guess are supposed to evoke feelings of nostalgia but really just expose the fact that the production of Top Gun 2: Rear Viewz has depleted the world’s supply of bronzer.
Renee Zellweger Gave Tom Cruise A Shout-Out At The SAG Awards
Renee Zellweger has been sweeping award season this year with her portrayal of Judy Garland in Judy, which seems earned, considering she plays a really convincing Judy for someone who seemed like the last person you’d call to play Judy Garland. Renee has a lot of acceptance speeches to give, and she clearly knows that she can’t skate by on thanking her agent, her manager, and Judy Garland every single damn time. So she’s got to get creative and start thanking people she might not usually thank. Well, Renee took home the SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role, and her thank-yous included a woman who let her couch surf back in the day, and her Jerry Maguire co-star Tom Cruise.