Justin Bieber Really Thinks He Could Beat Tom Cruise In A Fight

February 19, 2020 / Posted by:

The Carpool Karaoke starring Justin Bieber, which exposed James Corden as a fraudulent driver, finally aired. And in it, Justin doubled down on the ridiculous UFC challenge he talked about last year. Justin challenged King of Scientology, Tom Cruise, to a physical fight. It’s like Henery Hawk v. Henery Hawk (with alien powers) Well, Justin still thinks he can beat Tommy Cruise in a fight. Not on this Christian Earth!

This stupid shit started last year when Justin tweeted this:

The tweet is still up and so is the offer. Hailey Bieber is about to be Every Boxer’s Girlfriend From Every Movie About Boxing Ever. Justin told James that he was “just being stupid” when he first challenged Tom, but then he changed his mind when people wanted to see this happen,”  and that “yeah, this could actually be funny.” And it would be. James said he would bet on Tom Cruise winning a fight in the Play-Pen (the UFC Octagon is too big for them, seriously). via The New York Post

“Absolutely not… There’s absolutely no way. He’s not the guy you see in movies. That’s a character. Phenomenal shape doesn’t mean you’re a good fighter… I think you’re mesmerized by the characters that he’s played… I’m telling you… I’m dangerous. My agility is crazy, my agility is insane… He is an actor! I don’t think you understand the mind-control that I have! I’m different! I’m the Conor McGregor of entertainment.”

Let’s be real, 57-year-old Tom Cruise would body this 25-year-old child. Man does his own stunts. He would turn Justin Bieber inside out, and that’s not a gay joke.

Justin then proved his strength (eye roll) by partaking in an arm-wrestling match with James. Justin won. But I mean, if James can’t drive Justin around because of insurance, then James surely isn’t going to break his dainty arm which is as thick as his pubestache (RIP).

Here’s Justin’s Carpool Karaoke. The Tommy fight talk starts at around 5:35:

Pic: YouTube

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